See who can come up with the best h2h no show excuses.

My cousins took me on a snipe hunt.
I was in the hospital for a sex change.
I went cow tipping instead.
I don't know how to install photoshop on my cellphone.

First I had the

but I closed the blinds and started working on my entry... I finished it! but then the dog peed all over my computer cause I neglected to let him out during my long chopping session...

I was so mad, but I couldn't blame the little guy. I went to the store to buy a new computer, so I could start all over again and this truck crashed in front of me

and I just had to help them pick up... being the boyscout that I am... and while I was helping out.... I got stung by a bee or something and had a really bad reaction

not only that my hands swelled to the size of melons so I couldn't even hold the mouse...


but hey they gave me



so I'm happy!

the source was hard and so was I so I chose sex

Well it all started in 19 dikity 6, I was a young boy then, and it was a cold summer, unusually cold. I was dreaming of a girl called Dave, also an unusual name for a girl, but her parents were cruel, and frog people, but thats another story.

Anyways, 16 years past rather uneventfully, and I was enjoying the heady heights of the H2H at PSC.com in June 2007. When just as I was finishing my 4th round entry a big bearded guy came in and threw me out my window, of course I broke some bones. Unfortunately, the bones were my thumbs and every finger. I bravely crawled back upstairs (not sure why, just seemed a good idea to crawl) and killed the bearded guy with a succession of interesting anecdotes.

I finished my entry with the help of my nose and the end of my c**k, but it took time, and just as I was entering it I noticed..... time stood still..... The horror.

It was September

Nooooooooooooooooooooo and thats the truth officer

A dog ate my laptop

a laptop ate my dog

im on a mac

a lapdog ate my pot

I choped the cop of my life – took my 16 hours – when I looked at it I realised that I'll become a f**cking famous artist and people will pay me millions for one single 20 minute chop. Yeah they LOVE me! The moment I wanted to upload the chop I realised that I forgot to switch on my computer.

I was going to submit my chop and then....

Ding Ding Ding.. we have a winner!

I went camping and got bit by a raccoon when I was trying to feed it a potato chip. Appararently, he was still hungry because he somehow got into my tent and chewed up my CD's and one of them had my H2H chop saved on it. I took it with me in fear that someone would try to sabotage my computer while I was gone so I wouldn't win (ya know, since Cheryl is raising her game and all, lol). I didn't have enough time to make a new chop, so I was arsed out.

Some parts of this story is based on true events, really!

No excuses. BAN THEM ALL OR BAN NOBODY!!!!!!

I was about to post, but then I went to the bathroom for 10 minutes.

It seems like a lot of accidental no posts could have been avoided if people were allowed to update their entries.

So why is it a rule that people can not upload and replace versions of their entry before the contests opens?