Wow! By looking at the corn thread, I was curious to look at some old members posts.
And I didn't know Jesus was a member!
Yes yes! The real Jesus! You don't believe me?
Look at his profile! He never posted a chop and he had 1 vote!
This is proof! It's a miracle!
Jesus probably ate a lot of corn! Miracle appears when you eat some corn!
Jesus never ate corn and especially corn with bacon. Not kosher you know and besides no one then had heard of corn until the white man came to North America and the native people gave them corn. The white man not wanting to seem ungrateful gave the Indians smallpox and syphilis. The Indians in return introduced the white man to tobacco which for them was a sacred herb and for the white man a carcinogenic adiction. So ends my corny little story.