ReinMan quiet!?!?

Somebody alert the media while I mark the calendar.

I remember that!

And mason's follow-up:


And then:

I'm back for another go-around:

http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/88527/nuthin-up-ma-sleeve.html

jerry717
What I find most interesting about this pic is that I sometimes use that gesture to hot women driving in cars next to me on the highway (wagging tongue between fingers) and they often give me the same look that the dude in your pic has on his face. ;P j/k


http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/83995/le-bus.html

blue_lurker
the vote...I cant speak french...

http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/82104/display.html

anfa
Cool! I wonder which way your puke would go if you got sea sick!

http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/78946/display.html

gravyboat
You are just the right amount of twisted......

blue_lurker
um Al the Popes on the other line, some thing about a potatoe chip you sold him last week....

You're right! Thanks Tofu!

phoenixtilt :
your stuff i so damn strange..vote
http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/71534/display.html

TofuTheGreat :
st1n3r, do you have trouble sleeping by any chance?
http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/86229/o.html

blue_lurker :
wow st1n3r...I want what your on mate...and I want it now. Love this collection and the style mate http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/113034/index.html

yomar :
Jesus H. F. Christ !! Watcha been smokin; ?!?
http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/79741/display.html

anfa :
I don't know what it is but I like it!
http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/114493/index.html

http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/123542/sunburst-girls-gif.html

Granulated
OMFG!!

TAdams
Very Hot! I mean the bathing suits.

ReyRey
I just threw up a little in my mouth

jkmansell
"cough"...just lost my drink all over my desk...lol

rumsteve
I am not sure what to say right now

Claf
Hey hey! I'm sexy again!!

*****
http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/124164/very-bad-very-good-gif.html

TAdams
Two paper bags, please. And a chainsaw

TAdams (again)
154 pageviews? There must e a lot of kinky people out there.
(page views are up to 500 now)

Dot
I'm afraid

*****
on Claf's version
http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/123954/claf--the-clafifis.html
Eve
dam, Claf, defringe those girls

thatbobguy
Guitarists always land the hot groupies!

rumsteve
you must work out

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& my own comments to Micose:
http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/124204/votes.html

WhimSea
mammaries..... like the corners of my mind. misty water colored mammaries, of the way we were... scattered pictures of the smiles we left behind, smiles we gave to one anotherrrr, by painting mammeries all the time.....

tadams
You're so silly!
http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/117072/secret-garden.html

blue_lurker
And we know white snows thinking dont we...all them knots she's gunna have to brush out...
http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/133495/the-7-hairy-dwarfs.html

photoshopmaster jr
WOW ME LOVE TEXT ME LOVE RED
NOGOODSK8RPUNK
hah did you know tes that you were the 2nd person besides me to ever receive a vote from jr. and its even on a please remove screen lol
http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/132419/djemb.html

Granulated
nice...reflection of foreground windmill is a bit wobbly bobbly nobbly flobbly
http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/140818/windmills-of-your-mind.html

TheShaman
OMG he does look like VanGogh
http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/147520/the-master.html

dewdew
dang it i dd not know that was a jelly fish....i thought that may be the child had sneezed while drawing......good work T
http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/128661/jellyfish.html

Criminently, I knew the drug use here was bad before I left, but it looks like we've hit new highs in the interim.

OK, I couldn't pick 5 favorite quotes, so instead I picked a few from 5 of my entries that received a lot of funny comments. Maybe later I'll try to go way back in the time machine and dig up some of my early work and see if I can find any from scrolbar, who was typically amusing, and we need more Chicken!

In no particular order:
http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/80006/display.html
anfa
I've got a hangover and this is not what I wanted to see! Great job btw.

ReinMan
Ah. Just the perfect post to wake up to on a Saturday morning. Vile. Upsetting. Accurate. Hideous. I can almost SMELL it. - good job!

http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/79577/display.html
jerry717
why are they wearing pants?

http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/87556/twisted-humor.html
mikey
The comments are more entertaining than some of the entries" I will give a freedom of speech vote".. You silly people".. grow up!... and have a laugh"..

MindGraph
new leader in the "bout to be pulled" contest vote! Hysterical!

Showcase
BAH! what can I say? if I see a woman on her knees, I like to be prepared...you know...just in case....in case she needs another pair of pants or something! anyway, it looks like a fashion show or something...and the girl is the judge? right?
she's just checking inseams...yeah, inseams.

nubie nubie
Satans breath is on your lips sinner......repent

http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/67789/display.html
blue_lurker
Dark room, few beers not looking to bad there Show...got any plans after the game...what...hey I was in the Navy for 14 years.

zetspat
I must vote for this and by the way, while nancers was getting "humped", the look on her face almost made it seem like she was being tickled.

bowhntngbabe
Nancer you are so winning this little tiff.

http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/51537/display.html
Hanzeeg72
I love kids. I just can't eat a whole one.

Fugue
Kinky. You didn't go for the nipples?

http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/44952/display.html
HandToolUK
lol @ this picture brings back some VERY NASTY memories ... involuntary erection when ur wearing "revealing" shorts is every man's nightmare... Heh. This is still a brilliant piece of work though

http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/39484/display.html
xovlov
... I'm looking over my dead dog Rover I ran over with the power mower On leg is missing, the second is gone The third leg is is scattered all over the lawn ...

AtHeaMo
Every time someone post a nekkit boobies pic on PSC, God runs over a puppy with his lawn tractor. Please, think of the puppies!


This is fun - great idea!!

*Gently wipes a tear from his eye*

Oh God, this is better than when Ol' Yeller had to be shot.

I always appreciate the "..." comment.

To me it says: "Wow! This is so brilliant the English language has not come up with the words yet to convey my complete and utter wonderment at it's unfathomable amazingness."

dug up some more... (we're not really limited to 5 are we? ha!)

http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/130543/pipedreams-gif.html

NOGOODSK8RPUNK
hah ha ha i can't even type thats o efn funny lol ohh sh*t :0

and his comment:
boy those 2 pipes at the end seem so horn... i mean uhhh.... look over there....


http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/122942/just-plane-folk.html
Patre
I like the skillful transformations,the varying shades of the three tone color scheme and the vertical foreground set against the horizontal background.

***

http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/124624/toad-torial-gif.html

TofuTheGreat
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/128498/at-sunset.html

NOGOODSK8RPUNK
man i'd like to be there

(tehetehetehe... what? you want to be in an alley by stacks of tires at sunset? Matty... you need to get outside more often!)

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http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/132914/squeezebox-brew.html

ReinMan
Wow. So I want 1.2 months of Advantage if you win, since you used my face without permission... make that 2.5 months!

WhimSea
chop the chopper's brew. was going to use another Canadian, but thought it was a little cold for swimsuits....

ReinMan
And, believe me, you DON'T wanna see me in a swimsuit!

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http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/126315/playtex-disco-light-gif.html
Sliver
you my friend are a pure nutcase!
Martrex
What was that about a period? You nutty girl!
tadams
I was expecting a color palette of angry colors.
WhimSea
Tracy... no. This is for the 'have a happy period' shoppers. I think the item you're thinking of would be the Midol "I Hate You" swearing doll


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http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/126343/need-a-bridge.html
TheShaman
You do house calls?
jkmansell
Ouch!!
JoePhila
ouch
Mc_Joe
No way... keep out your tool from me
dewdew
i love multi-tasking

****
http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/126184/r-e-l-i-e-f--gif.html
tadams
Relief is such a gas.

commander
nice relief... god bless

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http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/123387/no-place-like-gnome.html

Martrex
Help I'm lost, There's no place like gnome, there's no place like gnome.



and where is Julie these days? think of all the comments she could list here! bwahahahahahahaha

ME LIKE IT

tadams
Bullshit comments award. More exclamations needed for emphasis!!!
the202
Great work. This must consist of hundreds if not thousands of layers. Thanks for providing the self-gloss details, without them I can barely understand what I'm looking at. How long did this take...15 hours...20, 30? This is Brute Talent!
dewking
Chicken?
http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/125962/white-gif.html

Tawiskaro
Disco Hitler?
http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/132096/worth-1000-chop.html

the202
you little monkey.
marcoballistic ME THINK HE WAS SERIOUS
oh and you stretched the entire image, while I only stretched yesterdays top 20 % and brush worked and joined a re angled bottom section to extend road to give curvature look.
ME
YOU DONT NEED EXPLAIN ME HAHAHA ME LOVE STRETCHING ME THINK 20% STRETCHED IS NOT ENOUGH
ME
HAHAHA EXECUTION:1 IDEA:2 HUMOR:0 HAHAHA
ME
EXECUTION:2 HAHAHAHAHA ME PEE IN PANTS
http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/143604/grand-stretch.html
ME INSPIRED BY THIS
http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/143549/votes.html

ScionShade
Why wont you mod fellas delete this crap?
The joke's way too old and completely freaking distracting from the contest.
jasper
PLEASE SEE LARGE...WHY????? Typography sucks.
NOGOODSK8RPUNK
i absolutely love the large view
http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/137732/wow.html

http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/100856/half-blind-bull.html

CarlC


heh, you can never underestimate the power of a steamy poo in this place....
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