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Post Wed Mar 18, 2009 2:29 pm   Reply with quote         


seamusoisin wrote:
YerPalAl wrote:
OK, now I'm confused. Confused

Scream is not the same as FART!Shocked

How you people get so confused is beyond me. Confused Shocked Laughing Laughing Laughing


Screams seldom smell and farts usually do, yet farts can be silent and not smell as this old story goes to prove.

A cute little old lady goes to the doctor and says
"Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't
bother me too much. It never smells and is always silent. As a matter of fact
I've farted at least 10 times since I've been here in your office.
You didn't know I was farting because it doesn't smell and is silent."

The doctor says,

"I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week".

The next week the lady returns.

"Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the heck you
gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly".

"Good," the doctor said. "Now that we've cleared up
your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing




Post Wed Mar 18, 2009 4:57 pm   Reply with quote         


Laughing Laughing Laughing Hahahaha!!! My dad's a doctor, I bet he would appreciate that one.

~ROBO~




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