So....MyPalCleverAl wants to be clever

Here I got some clever replies to you my friend:

A girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over Al, there's nobody home. Al went over. Nobody was home.

If it weren't for pick-pocketers Al had no sex life at all.

When Al played in the sandbox the cat kept covering Him up.

Al's mother never breast fed him. She told him that she only liked him as a friend.

When Al was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to his father, 'I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.'

Once when Al was lost..... he saw a policeman and asked him to help him find his parents. Al said to him ..... do you think we'll ever find them? He said ... I don't know kid .... there are so many places they can hide.

On Halloween .... the parents send their kids out looking like Al. Last year... one kid tried to rip His face off! Now its different...when Al answers the door the kids hand him candy.

Al worked in a pet shop and people kept asking how big he'd get.

Al's psychiatrist told him he's going crazy. Al told him .... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said .... Alright.... you're ugly too!