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Cynn
Location: California Choppin'
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 Sun Jun 19, 2005 3:13 pm Reply with quote
Terrible!
Um.. because if I wear them anywhere else, they chafe.
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YerPalAl
Location: On Deck, South by Southeast
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Sun Jun 19, 2005 7:48 pm Reply with quote
Why should I name him? He coulcn't come if I called him. 
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ReinMan
Location: Kingston, ONTARIO, CAN
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Sun Jun 19, 2005 9:35 pm Reply with quote
"... I said SOCKET, not SPROCKET!"
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lestedp
Location: Pennsylvania, USA
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Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:15 am Reply with quote
"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
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Cynn
Location: California Choppin'
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Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:20 am Reply with quote
Four men in front, eight men in back.
Four and eight are twelve.
Twelve is a foot, a foot is a ruler.
A ruler is Queen Mary, Queen Mary was a ship.
Ships sail the sea, the sea has fish.
Fish have fins. The Finns fought the Russians.
Russians wear red.
Fire engines are always rushin' around,
So why shouldn't they be red, too?
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HandToolUK
Location: London, UK
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Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:32 am Reply with quote
lol
Yes, now whatever happened to this corny punch-lines (or even puch-lines  ) thread?
Good to see Cynn get it back online with a dotty ditty there! 
What's black and white and red all over?
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Cynn
Location: California Choppin'
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Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:44 am Reply with quote
Hee hee--that's a shaggy dog riddle from when I was a kid. Seeing my brothers a couple weeks back made it pop into my head. Figures I can't remember long division, but punchlines to ancient riddles come leaping back unbidden.
A skunk with diaper rash.
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Tue Jul 12, 2005 12:48 pm Reply with quote
what goes black white black white black white....???
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A nun rolling down a hill.
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HandToolUK
Location: London, UK
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Sun Jul 17, 2005 1:39 pm Reply with quote
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
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gravyboat
Location: Northern NY
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Sun Jul 17, 2005 3:23 pm Reply with quote
'Little Johnny;' OK Teacher, URINATE. But if you had bigger tits you'd be a ten.
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Lrossa
Location: the sunny side of NY
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Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:35 pm Reply with quote
are we giving the punch line or the joke? a little confused here 
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ReinMan
Location: Kingston, ONTARIO, CAN
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Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:41 pm Reply with quote
Well, the title clearly states PUCH LINE.
So I guess its open to interpretation...
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