Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:49 am If you could make love to anyone on this forum, who?

CRIKEY!

...What a tawdry, lascivious, and gratuitously titilating subject for a thread. But spam sells, so here I am reading it, dammit. Stupid hormones!

Tue Apr 05, 2005 8:00 pm TIme for the ROAST of CYNN

They say the Jews killed christ... but no, Jesus died for our cynn... and so did Terry Shiavo.

Tue Apr 05, 2005 5:18 am Lonesome

You are the omega man!

"Get your hands off me you filthy ape!" ...wait, no, I'm confused...

Thu Mar 24, 2005 1:41 am Current Events

Mrs Schiavo does not have the brain-function to feel pain, so what's the problem? There's no "suffering". I'm sure they'd prefer to kill her another way, but there are laws against "active euthanasia" ...

Fri Mar 11, 2005 9:39 pm Tutorial Request: Ghosts

I like dunno's one best... so far

Fri Mar 11, 2005 8:38 am Tutorial Request: Ghosts

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Here's a very basic ghost I added to a photo that I took of my local photo-lab and submitted it anonymously through their self-service terminal to mess with their minds.

http://home.swiftdsl.c ...

Thu Mar 10, 2005 6:21 pm New in town...

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Al, you have a rapist wit.

Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:22 pm New in town...

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Hey.

Wed Mar 09, 2005 10:58 am what do you think happens when you die

I like puppies.

Tue Mar 08, 2005 5:26 pm I am sooo good! I rule!

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You will not truly "own the skill of blind chop" until you can take the pebble from my hand, impetuous young grasshopper.

Tue Mar 08, 2005 9:15 am what do you think happens when you die

Do accounts (Bible, Koran, whatever) indicate God is just sitting around twiddling his thumbs

My records indicate he hasn't done much worth a damn since day 6. I say we worship a golden calf for a ...

Tue Mar 08, 2005 9:01 am Login question

The site is still having some server issues. That's probably all it is. Stay tuned to this thread...
http://www.photoshopcontest.com/boards/viewtopic.php?t=2346...where JMH updates his progress with ...

Mon Mar 07, 2005 6:46 pm Another Newbie. Can you be my friend.

I'd advise you to look at how you spell advice. I ignored it the first time, but you did it again.

Retentively,

fugue

Mon Mar 07, 2005 4:22 am Calling all non-Americans

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Not sure if I'm American or not. There's lots of McDonalds' here, we have troops in Iraq, lots of bad US programming on TV and, although living comfortably in a rich western country for generations ...

Sun Mar 06, 2005 10:28 pm Hey you! Help me to win BIG prizes!

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Erm, well... you see... the thing about that is... I became unable to enter - and ironically this is because I became too able to vacate. Yes, I've been suffering from a dire rear. For 5 days! I'm ...