doctor, doctoring, doctored...

hang on, SpongeBob's on.

Photorealistic montages or manipulations.

Okay no one else will say it but I will.
"IMAGE RAPE"
You are taking the poor innocent image and doing things to it that it might not agree to.

Photoshop is the most popular and one of the first so it gets the right to be used in such a generic way.
Examples:


Weed Eater___ I am going to weed eat the yard.


CocaCola___ "In Texas" I'll have a coke... Waitress ok what kind do you want?

Martha Stewart___ That looks so Martha Stewart



feel free to add your favorites

The Martha Stewart one is not that good example I just like how she Marketed her name.

I'm still a noobie and don't feel I've earned the right to use "chop" so I use "shread".

Digital Retouching and/or Compositing.

Basically trashing something that was otherwise reality.

I never knew there was "chop'n" til i came here either. Adobe tried to use the term "Photo Mash-ups" ??? I guess calling it photoshopped was something they tried to get away from.

TOFU, i hope you practice safe sex....you should always use a stylus condom on your tablet pen, when FORNICATING with the PIXELS. A dia-phram for the pen/stylus holder is also recommended.

I have heard that once the female pixels are pregnant, they get all fussy and bitchy.
Then they just roam all over the canvas....you got a green pixel all up in your yellow pixels...shes not listening to you and demands ice cream and pickles before she will move. It's a damn nightmare....or so i have heard.

You have'nt. So don't use it AGAIN.


...WELL, ARC IS NOT HERE....AND I MISS THOSE kind of remarks.

(good one!)

I'm shreading a tear.