Well Dannyboy, you got a minute?
Last week my friend dumped some flamable cleaning solution in the toilet without telling me, I went in to take a dump and while I was sitting there I thought I'd have a smoke, when I threw the match in the toilet, it was still lit and the toilet exploded and burned my ass real bad, I flew off and hit my head on the door that had a mirror, that broke and cut my forehead, (14 stitches) his girlfriend heard the noise and opened the door real fast only to hit me in the head again, she's hot and when she saw me on the floor with my pants down and a burnt ass, I was so embare-assed, then the paramedics came, I had to be put on the stretcher with my butt up in the air for everyone to see, the medic was new and put the wrong stuff on my burn... yea it hurt really bad, I started screaming and fell off the gurney and broke my arm, so they get me back on and in the ambulance, the driver got lost and went down the wrong road with lots of pott-holes, well, an oxygen bottle fell off and hit me in the head again...(3 more stitches) OK, so I finally get to the hospital and after waiting in the emergency room for 45 minutes with all these strange people looking at my burnt butt, I'm sure someone took a movie and posted it on You-tube, anyway I find out that it was the wrong hospital and I had to be transferred to the burn unit 3 hours away, the ambulance got in an accident and we went into a ditch, I finally said screw this and pulled myself from the wreckage, now I'm hitchin a ride and this weirdo picked me up because he saw my butt I guess, it was strange cuz when I got home his # was in my top pocket, I don't remember how it got there, but now I'm in therapy, I still have to chop standing up and my head still hurts,...gosh, I wish I only had your troubles. I have to go change the bandage on my ass... I hope this makes you feel a little better.

Yep, it isn’t easy sometimes.
But there is love, sunshine , children laughing, flowers, marshmallows, chocolate, happy dogs, arrogant cats, humour, music, talent, creativity, health (all the best with your wife’s back!), the smell of apple pie, old Superman movies, cold beer with the neighbors, 'Reinman’s Travels' to read over and over again, fixed pipes, circus in town, Susan Boyle , wine and roses, friendship and PSC!

Well Dannyboy, you got a minute?
Last week my friend dumped some flamable cleaning solution in the toilet without telling me, I went in to take a dump and while I was sitting there I thought I'd have a smoke, when I threw the match in the toilet, it was still lit and the toilet exploded and burned my ass real bad, I flew off and hit my head on the door that had a mirror, that broke and cut my forehead, (14 stitches) his girlfriend heard the noise and opened the door real fast only to hit me in the head again, she's hot and when she saw me on the floor with my pants down and a burnt ass, I was so embare-assed, then the paramedics came, I had to be put on the stretcher with my butt up in the air for everyone to see, the medic was new and put the wrong stuff on my burn... yea it hurt really bad, I started screaming and fell off the gurney and broke my arm, so they get me back on and in the ambulance, the driver got lost and went down the wrong road with lots of pott-holes, well, an oxygen bottle fell off and hit me in the head again...(3 more stitches) OK, so I finally get to the hospital and after waiting in the emergency room for 45 minutes with all these strange people looking at my burnt butt, I'm sure someone took a movie and posted it on You-tube, anyway I find out that it was the wrong hospital and I had to be transferred to the burn unit 3 hours away, the ambulance got in an accident and we went into a ditch, I finally said screw this and pulled myself from the wreckage, now I'm hitchin a ride and this weirdo picked me up because he saw my butt I guess, it was strange cuz when I got home his # was in my top pocket, I don't remember how it got there, but now I'm in therapy, I still have to chop standing up and my head still hurts,...gosh, I wish I only had your troubles. I have to go change the bandage on my ass... I hope this makes you feel a little better.

I'm sure Fox would give you a pilot for this 'treatment' !