hell just say it already lol

There once was a dude named Anfa,
who skills were......
no.no..wait.
His head was......
Shit!!!!!! Nothing rhymes with ANFA!!!!

There was a guy named Marco, who chopped,
So good that he had to be stopped,
My friend Vinnie dropped by
and poked out Marco's eye
and then squeezed him 'till his testicles popped!

The village magician, he stopped by to give us all a laugh.
Then he pulled his foreskin over his head, and vanished up his ass.

There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

there are holes in the sky where the rain comes in,
they are not very big.
that's why the rain is so thin

Oh man I literally lol'd over these posts. Matt you have to know the man from Nantucket one. It's a classic! Goes along with the man from Molene. See he made a ja....... Nevermind.

There once was a PSC chopper
Who created a digital whopper.
A image so grand,
Made by a deft hand.
It really was a show stopper.

There once was a man named DAVE.
who found a dead whore in a cave.
She smelt like shit and was missing a tit.
But look at the money he saved.

Andrew Dice Clay is the limmrick master

There was a young artist in France.
Who's skills were obivious at a glance.
His texture and color,was like no other.
and he drink Merlot, while he danced.


Tofu the great was a geek.
Who's son swam at a meet.
his head was shaved, to part the wave
but what really helped were the WEB FEET.

DR.Suess.....HEY....that's in my reading level.

Nice Dew'd! My son will laugh at that one!

Few more (these are proving to be good brain warmers for me):

A chopper who lives in the UK
Can outchop most any day.
But there's one thing quite lame
I can't rhyme anfa's name
So the prick has screwed my limerick.


His chops are always quite nice.
He's so cool that he's even named twice!
ReyRey's still got the skills,
And despite all his ills,
The man is simply cool as ice.


Some use Photoshop to primp.
Still others turn to the GIMP.
But one thing remains pure,
For a chop to be sure,
You need an idea that's not limp.

There's a chopper named TofuTheGreat
Who's been known to procrastinate
He's got Top Secret skills
and Adobe refills
But he'd rather write stories and wait

trey with "Micose" that would be easier

good one

There once was an artist named Naiko,
whom half of his friends labeled psycho-
he painted all day
with his kitty "bay bays"
And possibly proved them quite so.