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seamusoisin
Location: Ottawa Strong!
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 Tue Dec 23, 2008 9:23 am Reply with quote
..who until now relied on the palm sisters, Rosie and Lefty for...
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malnsk
Location: 46°03' N 14°30' E
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Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:56 am Reply with quote
finding the horny people around the town
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Mir
Location: Malta E.U.
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Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:13 am Reply with quote
Who were getting fewer and fewer, people just could not be bothered anymore...until.....
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ReinMan
Location: Kingston, ONTARIO, CAN
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Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:14 am Reply with quote
they were touched by the hand of NelRon and the gift of All Knowing Of The Proper Care Of HornyPlants was upon their hearts and minds...
Meanwhile, back at the outhouse, THINGS were PILING UP!! 
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ReinMan
Location: Kingston, ONTARIO, CAN
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Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:46 pm Reply with quote
... AND ? ? 
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Luxwiz
Location: Almuñecar.
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Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:58 pm Reply with quote
...and now a word from our sponser,without whom none of this would be possible...NO toilet paper or leaves handy? "OH NO" now what?Well there is "Fairy Ultra".Nothing that "Fairy Ultra can't handle.Soiled elf outhouses and sweet smelling fairy turds are a snap and fun to clean when you have "Fairy Ultra" around to ease your work and give you helping HAND wether you like it or not."Fairy Ultra" is also a great christmas cocktail.Just add a good measure of bleach and a couple of dried raisins and you can enjoy a good stiff drink this holiday season.Now back to our story...  .
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dewdew
Location: Upstate South Kack-a-lack
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Tue Dec 23, 2008 5:03 pm Reply with quote
no leaves or paper?....what is this RUSSIA??...she thought, as she sat bullfrogged on the toilet rim. Knowing the 300 year hold-out was over...it was cake baking time...and she knew the flavor of the day was going to be chocolate. 
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Tue Dec 23, 2008 5:20 pm Reply with quote
"I wonder what the price of a good cup of motor oil costs in Paris next Tuesday", she wondered aloud...
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dewdew
Location: Upstate South Kack-a-lack
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Tue Dec 23, 2008 5:41 pm Reply with quote
She hoped that "buck and a quarter" would be the price. Because she had found two bucks in the couch. ... and the price of a roll of toilet paper was 75 cent. Oil having the importance it does...it came first.
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Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:24 pm Reply with quote
"But a roll of Charmin may come in quite useful", she thought.
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ReinMan
Location: Kingston, ONTARIO, CAN
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Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:34 pm Reply with quote
The bullet took her by surprise, and ended her life as abruptly as it had begun.
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Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:37 pm Reply with quote
A tree farmer, who happened to be walking by thought she was wearing quite a smashing pair of shoes. For years he's wanted to tell someone his secret...if only he could.
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ReinMan
Location: Kingston, ONTARIO, CAN
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Tue Dec 23, 2008 9:17 pm Reply with quote
But with his embarrassing scalp itch and the open-running sinus condition, there was little hope that he would fully share himself with anyone.
But there she was - dead at his feet. Could this be the one he had been waiting for?
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