ReinMan Fan Club

It's come to my attention that the ReinMan Fan Club hasn't ever had any actual meetings, or done anything at all, really, which calls its very existence into question. Therefore, I hereby convene the first-ever meeting of the ReinMan Fan Club!

Please step forward and be identified as members, and let's all recite the Club Motto, in unison:



*Edited: Thread needed a new name.*

*Places ReinMan doll by the Barbie pool with the Barbie Jeep on the side*

*Lights sacred ReinMan-worshiping candles*

*lights even more sacred ReinMan pipe (puff puff pass)*

CHOP CHOP CHOP!!!

Chop, Chop, Chop!



Secretary Square, will you read the minutes?

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If I may interject briefly...

ARE SQUARE & AL AN ITEM NOW? WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?! CONGRATS!


"CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP"
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Minutes of previous meeting, 17th February, 2005

attendance taken and dues collected. Square cited for making change from the collection plate. Square also repremanded by El PResidente Cynn for being late due to vacation responsibilities. Square forgiven after passing around 'top secret' photos from vacation for everyone to look at.

New statue construction discussed again; some members feel realistic, life-sized ReinMan doll with matching accordion and birthday hat would be inappropriate and even counter-productive to future meetings. Decision tabled to next meeting while alternative materials are considered (fondly) by club members.

Petition drawn up by anonymous member to request postage stamp with ReinMan's likeness. Arguement and food fight ensue over[\i ]American vs. Canadian postal service' [i] debate. Meeting adjourned (through layers of whipped cream, frosting and taco dip) until such time as members can behave in true Zen/Budda/ReinMan fashion, approximately two weeks' time.

Booooo, Booooooo
Cackle Cackle Cackle

can i join?

LMFAO fuge was that submited in the portman Contest?

Of course you can join. We do not discriminate (certainly not in taste, anyhow).

does my sig work?

YESS!!!



CHOP CHOP CHOP!!!

CHOP CHOP CHOP!!

I have CHOP, CHOP, CHOP'ed....the beloved Reinman's chair for this meeting.

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Recommends that in the next couple of weeks the presentation of the PSC Hollywood Squares interactive game.

Most excellent, gentlemen.


=whack! whack! whack!=

The Floor would like to recognize the fact that banging a gavel is really fun.
Be it so entered into the minutes.

Are there any additional new members, before we move on to photo admiration and singing the club anthem?

er, um.... I'm sad MommyBoy hates me.

I have never done anything wrong to him. It is not my fault his nose is out of joint.



But I'd like to thank him for contributing to this thread in any event.

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For the rest of you,
Some ReinSongs inspired by PSC:

Shut the F* Up n' CHOP

Blows n' Squeezes A double ode 1) to my lovely fiance Helen, and 2) to accompany THIS chop of days gone by...

Song for YerPalAl (created in response to Al's telling me he "loved me like a broher" in a thread - I couldn't let THAT typo go without a comment!

"Yellow Bird" - actual squeezing of real accordion de ReinMan (not for the faint of heart!)

Love song to Square (f/ AtHeaMo)

Pirates of the PSC

Pirate Poem For Grumpy Comment People (in MEGAstereo ReinSOUND)

Hear Me Yabber (not for those bored easily or with a penchant for hives)

As requested by P@U the dreaded CACTUS SONG which accompanied this ReinPost: cactus (also my first failed attempt at vote whoring. Remember kids, in the old days people would not have seen my name on this post so no one would have known it was ME posting it! )

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An important note here to all ClubMembers: worship not ME but what I point to: THE CHOP! The ALL POWERFUL CHOP~!



(but donations can be made out to ME!)