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rockyjob

Location: Anywhere but where I am.

Post Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:01 pm   Reply with quote         


Post life-lessons, funny advice here:
I''ll start
If once in your life, you brake something important that belongs to someone you know, when they ask, say, " It was already like that"

Twisted Evil




NOGOODSK8RPUNK

Location: hum let me think, oh i know, if you look real hard i sometimes appear in your forum's text box

Post Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:04 pm   Reply with quote         


when stealing a car make sure the tires arn't flat and it has a full tank of gas Shocked




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rockyjob

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Post Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:04 pm   Reply with quote         


''Never braketh the law, If once thaw break it, never assumeth it''
Laughing Laughing Laughing Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Razz




rockyjob

Location: Anywhere but where I am.

Post Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:04 pm   Reply with quote         


NOGOODSK8RPUNK wrote:
when stealing a car make sure the tires arn't flat and it has a full tank of gas Shocked

Laughing Laughing Laughing




NOGOODSK8RPUNK

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Post Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:07 pm   Reply with quote         


here is another one i learned.... never punch a nun Confused




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rockyjob

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Post Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:07 pm   Reply with quote         


let me see.....


If once thaw accidently call the firemen, puteth your house on fire
Laughing




rockyjob

Location: Anywhere but where I am.

Post Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:08 pm   Reply with quote         


NOGOODSK8RPUNK wrote:
here is another one i learned.... never punch a nun Confused

Shocked Twisted Evil Laughing Laughing




rockyjob

Location: Anywhere but where I am.

Post Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:10 pm   Reply with quote         


Never disrespect the referee, unless he's wrong Mr. Green




NOGOODSK8RPUNK

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Post Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:13 pm   Reply with quote         


great thread rocky Laughing ok here is another one...

if some crazy canadian guy named reinman seeks lodging requests... make sure you have plenty of beer Rolling Eyes




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NOGOODSK8RPUNK

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Post Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:16 pm   Reply with quote         


rockyjob wrote:
let me see.....


If once thaw accidently call the firemen, puteth your house on fire
Laughing
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing




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rockyjob

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Post Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:16 pm   Reply with quote         


NOGOODSK8RPUNK wrote:
great thread rocky Laughing ok here is another one...

if some crazy canadian guy named reinman seeks lodging requests... make sure you have plenty of beer Rolling Eyes

Laughing Laughing Laughing




rockyjob

Location: Anywhere but where I am.

Post Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:20 pm   Reply with quote         


Never betrayeth thaw wife, unless she doesn't suspect it.
Twisted Evil




jkmansell

Location: Ormond Beach,Florida

Post Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:23 pm   Reply with quote         


Don't close your eyes in a bar then when the bouncer jerks you off your stool, don't swing around and break his nose and blacken both his eyes, then sit in Detox for the night and have your NEW inlaws pick you up the next day to go to the home show. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


dont ask....




NOGOODSK8RPUNK

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Post Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:27 pm   Reply with quote         


jkmansell wrote:
Don't close your eyes in a bar then when the bouncer jerks you off your stool, don't swing around and break his nose and blacken both his eyes, then sit in Detox for the night and have your NEW inlaws pick you up the next day to go to the home show. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


dont ask....
dont let the bouncer jerk you off period Laughing




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rockyjob

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Post Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:27 pm   Reply with quote         


jkmansell wrote:
Don't close your eyes in a bar then when the bouncer jerks you off your stool, don't swing around and break his nose and blacken both his eyes, then sit in Detox for the night and have your NEW inlaws pick you up the next day to go to the home show. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


dont ask....

Laughing




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