Jose Cuervo Christmas cookies
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality.

Pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok. Try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

Cherry Mistmas !

Tooks lasty

Sounds like a plan.

i'm not allow to do that....


only my mother can touch the cooking tools

yummo


what happens if you touch the cooking tools of power and intrigue Sancturary?

THis is so similar to my recipe for bum ralls . . . . . . . . er, RUM balls!

i don't even know if i can turn on that stove....
if get caught, maybe my mom will build a border with 3 padlocks...

want to see my kicthen way??

tasty ... I'll try that recipe

Maybe it needs a bit more tequila

Need to print this one out and add it to my recipe book. Love it!

Oi! Ballistic..... get in that kitchen & make some of these



Ok, I'll do it myself shall I?