So.... 'nother day; 'nother round of PSC drama.

BUT! There's humor to be had! The following is a true (slightly NSFW and mostly pg-13) story:

The other day my supervisors house got broken into. Literally the only item they've been able to positively ID as missing is his wife's.... errrr..... uh..... "battery operated stress reliever". They've figured out that it was a brother-in-law that "borrowed" it.

So I made a missing person poster for her and we setup a special email account to handle the sightings. Email the address and see what you get back.
(image linked rather than embedded to protect the young eyes)
http://www.apprenticegeek.com/h2h/mamashelper.png

Tofu.... if anyone mentions this to me today you & I are going to fall out!


That's funny, I love how they call them "Stress relieving massagers" ... a bit like the "massagers" you get in shops shaped like lipstick so you can take it out in your bag!

Tofu, your sense of humour is starting to worry me.

This isn't FUNNY.

It is TRAGIC!!!

Obviously you've never had this happen to YOU!



(or.... has it? )

In my country some models are said to be for a "Facial massage" - complete with a foto of a happy woman with a bad perm, with a big smile and the "thing" against her face.

Have a suggestion for them (no batteries needed): http://www.thoroughbredadoption.com/Adopt-a-Horse-c3.html

The original movie PARENTHOOD. If you saw this movie, you'll know what I'm talkin' about:

Grandma says: "It's awfully big for an electric ear cleaner!"

My neighbour got one for Christmas that plays Come on all ye faithful!

Its called
BOB
Battery Operated Boyfriend

So the one that play music is an Apple IBOB. Now if it only showed movies.

Cartoon

Hey did anyone bother to send an email the address on the flyer?

I better not get Rick Rolled....

Thank you so much for your help in finding the greatest "love" of my life.

My fear is that if "we" are separated for too long, it could have a lasting negative affect on "our" relationship. Not to mention, the batteries could go weak, or even worse they could leak acid and destroy all that is pure and wonderful about mommy's little teeth rattler.

Any information leading to the return of my precious would be "DEEPLY" appreciated. (Yes, the pun was intended!)

In you debt forever (or until it wears out)

drama.....gimme drama...hahaha