Not even ONE "Eye of Sauron" entry or other LOTR reference entry?

Man I thought there'd be TONS of them.

thanks alot tofu now i have to go and change my purdy pictur. thank god i did'nt enter it yet.....ssshhhheeeeeezzzzzzzzzz kick a man right in the nuts why dont ya....joking i have no purdy pictur and i wish no kicking of the testes

Too late. I Fed-Ex'd a kick to you an hour ago. Ummmm... don't answer the door or open any boxes for the next week and you should be fine.

especially ones that knock by themselves

Hmm......dew dew is the name of a drink I came up with quite a few years ago......quite tasty too

Mountain Dew + Tullamore Dew = dew dew

dang-it, who let volk in....o.k...o.k.......i'm getting the dictionary.......what ya mean it's up-side down, ohhhh yeah i see.......

hey volk i bet it taste like shit.(dewdew). just kidding a little attempt at humor.

tofu why do you have the thread locker already.

hold on fed ex just pulled up....... pulling the blinds........theres no one here but us idjuts. that should do it..... haha .....foiled again you evil sender of nutkicks