Some may not be aware but JMH seems to have a special place in his heart for the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Well as some others know the Steelers' QB (Little Benny Roethlisberger) had some recent motorcycle trouble. Now as a human and a father I'm glad to know that Ben will recover. But as a certified smart ass I think it's time to mess with Ben now that we know he'll be okay. Kids learn from ridicule right?

Anyway I thought maybe we could supply some ideas for new products and/or safety equipment for Benny Roethlisberger? Anything that might make the Steelers' rising star safer in life. As a suggestion the chop should include a reference to the Steelers and/or Ben. Bonus points for humor as always.

I'll start it off by giving Ben a new motorcyle that I made just for him:

I'll dig around and see what I can find Tofu

PooPoo the helmet??...NO PROBLEM With one of these babies you''ll be sure not to exceed the speed limit...and I hear they get great gas mileage

heh, this is going to get ugly

OR...you could wear the airbag.....VERY SAFE!!!

New for the 2006 Season...the SteelChair

Let's hope so!

Hey J, maybe if this gets good enough and Ben catches notice of it he'll float some tickets your way to show his sense of humor.

Oh and +10 extra bonus points to Bs and DP for keeping with the Steelers theme. "Steel Chair" classic!

Oh...That's right ......Theme Theme Theme.....SORRY!!
WooooHooo!!!!!!.....points for me!!!

Woot! Points for Synthvet.

The team has provided a special helmet for Ben to wear around the house so that he doesn't hurt his melon on any cupboards/doors/plushies:

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