If you are a newb (one year or less on PSC) and feel you can benifit from my wealth of knowledge and years of experience as a PSC member, then you are qualified to be my Gumby.

Im looking for a dedicated person with a strong character and a good sence of humor that's able to take my off color remarks with a grain of salt. You must also be able to enjoy the hazing i will unleash occationaly with no notice at all. Public humiliation will be frequent.

Benifits will include:
- being friends with me
- a liftime of memories
- ground level admitence to practical jokes on PSC members
- free porn
- being told the right way to do things
- basking in the glory that is Leif

Please submit your vitals as well as a short summary of why you want to be me gumby below and i will make my choice when i have found the right person.

Thank you

hahahahahaha

HAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nice!

I STILL think Sword of Truth should be your Gumby.

timma!

i'll be your gumby

i did mention free porn, right

Leif...Maybe you need to sweeten the pot a little...like...ummmm...How about offering to let them watch while you do models in the toilet and snort coke off of their...uh...Yeah...

that could be their treat if they win... good thinking, ronni

Happy to help

you're a newb that understands me, ronni... you should spread the word about me. tell the others im not all full of piss and viniger and i just fuck around for a laugh. tell um ronni

Okay...For the record, Leif is not all full of piss and viniger and just fuck`s around for a laugh... ...No, But seriously, Leif is a good guy,
(*Whisper* He just doesn`t like anyone to know it...)
It`s like those little Sour gummy worm candies...At first taste you immediately wanna spit `em out, But then, you kinda nibble on them here and there and pretty soon, you can`t get enough of them...Leif is like that...

Leif, If I wasn`t already taken, I`d be honored to be your Gumby...

C`mon guys, Cut the man a break...

i would be your gumby, but i suck.

.. unless that's what you're looking for.

Did I miss something?

um i dont know if my sponser left me or not he changed his sig and my name isnt in it

i would be happy to be your gumby, whatever that means. the benefits sound good, well, some of them....