ReyRey wrote:
Here we go again.
This needs to be reposted.
How to get votes: By Marco
1. make a good chop
2. If you are not winning, start PMing people and say wonderful things about them.
3. use all your votes and say wonderful things about everyones art even if it is crap.
4. If someone good is winning, make a comment on someone elses page (someone who probably won't win) like. "this is #1 and should be winning. More votes here people. more votes here." This should take care of the person who is beating you.
5. If 1-4 fail.. Start a thread and beg for votes. Tell them you were drunk and did not realize that you were begging.
6. If your image is still not getting votes, write some long ass dumb story in the comments area. Maybe they will like stories.
7. Find a blood pattern and use it often! People love blood.
8. When all else fails, Go make babies.
9. MOST IMPORTANT!!! NEVER pick on anyone in a thread. It could cost you votes!
And in response:
1. ok
2. Ha
(slaps self) be cruel, dont make jokes, dont ask question to people in PM's its the law, could get banned.
3. I forgot we are meant to savagely criticise people who have a skill level below our own, not encourage and say what they did well, I mean all the good choppers here, started good don't you know, first go on photoshop years ago and bing, instant greatness ensued
4. oh damn it, I forget that too, your not allowed to have an opinion that may stand out, must conform, MUST CONFORM. gotta write it on my arm to remember.
5. lol that wasn't a thread, it was PM's and I must have been tonked, that was frickin' ages ago, I was young stupid, what can I say, havn't had a drink since either
6.
hey maybe they will, this usually stems from PM's I get, so I write the who, what, why's of it, before everyone asks, thats just simple basic logic. Other times its to responses in the comments anyway...
7. ha, ha, closely followed by ha
I have many self made, and texture blood patterns, the one in the 'Luxury Bar' comp is composed of Textures, some self made, and for the first time ever, real blood, not much, just a little, need to go to extreme length for your art sometimes
8. Hmmmm having a break at the moment, but hey i'll keep ya'll posted on that
9. oh shit damn crap, this one always catches me out, I always forget, you have to be an absolutle tool in the forums, dont be yourself, no, start just, insulting people, everyone should do it, it would be super fun. Lets all go start doing it to the North Koreans, that will be extra fun.... come on guys follow me, to the N Korean forums wooo hoooo
jesus, now I need a lie down
That's not funny 
Your no fun. 
