>The world order explained with cows*
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>SOCIALISM:
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>You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
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>COMMUNISM:
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>You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
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>FASCISM:
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>You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
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>NAZISM:
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>You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.
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>BUREAUCRATISM:
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>You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other
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>and throws the milk away...
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>TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
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>You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies,
>and
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>the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
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>AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
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>You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the
>milk
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>of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow
>dropped
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>dead.
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>A FRENCH CORPORATION:
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>You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
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>A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
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>You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of
>an
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>ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a
>clever
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>cow
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>cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.
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>A GERMAN CORPORATION:
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>You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat
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>once a month, and milk themselves.
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>AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
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>You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
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>A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
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>You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You
>count
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>them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn
>you
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>have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
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>A SWISS CORPORATION:
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>You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for
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>storing them.
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>A CHINESE CORPORATION:
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>You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full
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>employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who
>reported
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>the numbers.
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>AN INDIAN CORPORATION:
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>You have two cows. You worship them.
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>A BRITISH CORPORATION:
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>You have two cows. Both
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>are mad.
***If your country was left out, your cows are getting screwed right now!
