The centurion took the ear of corn...........................wait!<br><br>Ear of Corn?<br><br><img src="http://www.mellz.com/photos/01fall_ddate/ddate_cross.jpg">

Artifact: Corn Diety Mask, <br>Circa: . 450-650 AD <br>Material: Terracota <br><br><img src="http://www.historical-artifacts.com/Artifacts-PreColumbian/Aztec_1465_1490AD/corn_god.jpg">

That is not a god. It is a f*cking stone head. A graven idol.

Corn was a big f*cking deal to the Mayans. Quetzalcoatl, the big dog of the mayan deities, brought corn to the dumba** mortals!<br><br>EXTRA! Read all about it!<br><br>The exact significance and attributes of Quetzalcoatl varied somewhat between civilizations and through history. Quetzalcoatl was often considered the god of the morning star and his twin brother, Xolotl was the evening star (Venus). As the morning star he was known under the title Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, which means literaly "the lord of the star of the dawn". He was known as the inventor of books and the calendar, the giver of maize corn to mankind, and sometime as a symbol of death and resurrection. Quetzalcoatl was also the patron of the priests and the title of the Aztec high priest. Gods get to do cool sh¡t!

God dammit Jesus! Get down off your cross you self important beeyaaash.<br><br>graven idol geez<br><br><img src="http://www.yenra.com/catholic/catholic.jpg">

<b>jesus</b> looks like he shoulda ate more corn and less loaves and fish.

Give that man a communion wafer!

<b>jesus</b> took the cup of wine and said "this is my blood, drink it in rememberance of me"...he took the bread and said "this is my body, eat me!"<br><br>he took the corn and shoved it in your cornhole. on the 8th day he went to disneyland.

Thanks for getting this thread back on topic moo! <br><br>People try to remember this is the thread where we talk about corn, glorious corn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuque, we have already mentioned that whisky is made from corn.

Over here they do

<img src="http://www.melissas.com/images/products/22a.jpg"><br><br>Baby corn is really tiny!

<img src=http://doughtynet.tripod.com/jesushatescorn.jpg>

I have missed my Brothers of the Corn.<br><br>(*sigh*)<br><br>Soon I shall return fully and celebrate the GLORY THAT IS CORN, SWEET CORN, with you all!<br><br>(NOTE: very little corn on Vancouver Island. LOTS of young babes though. I can almost forgive it due to that fact.)

I was just talking about very little corn. Reinman you read my mind! <I> You must be psychotic! </I><br><br>I agree about the young babes too! <I> Jeesh, your powers are uncanny!</I>