Synth: maybe you can dig up Eve's can of Drivel she had on NOgood's manly question thread... it would look great with this Rachel Ray Recipe of Hell we have here:
FootFungus's Fast and Easy Breakfast Recipe
Mayo-large tub of wearable on the go size (neckstrap optional)
Tuna- canned or raw whatever works here
Mountain Dew- or DewDew if the mountain variety is not available
Mentos- always add them to any fizzy drink
Fresh Dead- best sort from the Black Plague era
Eve's can of Worms- large squirmy in a drivel can
Mix all the ingredients well ( hold off mayo till you've worked the blend) with large fork, stab pieces that are trying to escape the bowl.
Mix in Mayo, spreading till well blended
pronounce dish DONE and be sure and say UMM HMM ,Delish, as Rachel would say.
Can finish off with Marco's Tire Cake for dessert
