Don't forget to look for DEBVAHN.....i really miss the "no sorce used" entrys. O.k mostly i just miss the comments in the contest......Everyone screaming "hey stupid" with the keyboard was entertaining. They still do that....just now its on my entrys...not as fun for some reason.
Maybe some one took his screen name a little too serious. Hicking across the US is not that good of a idea anyway. Hell i have ran out of gas just a few miles from home, and no one ever slowed down for me.....let alone gave me a ride. It may be the fact that i am 6'2" and 225lbs with the scowel of a pro wrestler........that's ok though......i like to walk.
WE must track DOWN the CLOWN......lets see......we need a math guru.....(i say tofu,or DP)....well they are smart fellows so math should be a easy thing for them. Beside's i have to take my shoes off to count past 10.
The average man stands at 5'10" tall and has a stride of about 2.5-3 feet per step. So ever 2000 or so steps he could cover about 1 mile. Should take on the average 12-14 minutes to complete a mile. Now he has been gone for how long?
Some one hurry every Minute we waste the farther he gets.....i hope he stops at the water(ocean). Because then you have to calculate the whole nautical mile thingee into the equation, plus the number of strokes per mile.........ooooouuuucccchhhhhh there goes my ears bleeding again
it's so hard being SPECIAL and mentally challenged at the same time.
Wiz
hitch hiking across the U.S..... that really doesn't sound like the cleverest thing to do 
