Floor Polish!
How the hell ARE YOU?
I'm not IN THE FRICKIN SCAVENGER HUNT as my reputation preceded me
I am a man without a TEAM.
So there will be VERY LITTLE BENEFIT in you reading this here post of mine. In fact, it will totally waste your time and your eyesite.
So stop reading this, you EEEEDIOT!
(to the rest of you: floorPolish™
mafia and I go WAY back. Before PSC was even CONCEIVED Polish and I would spend our time together back in London recording some of the most amazing hit tunes of the 80's and late 60's. It was during this rather drunken and disorderly period that I turned to Polish and, wiping the vomit from his chin, said "dude - there has GOT to be a better way to make a living than sitting here day after day taking drugs and having sex with DIFFERENT WOMEN and writing WORLD SHATTERING POP HITS. Let's get out off here and move to North America where everyone is open minded and not full of fear and paranoia!"
Realizing that Polish had not heard me, as he was unconscious at the moment (for rather a LOT of moments, come to think of it) I decided to drag us both to Canada via Australia.
In the intervening years and the many many twisted and turning miles we shared on the road to our Artistic SALVATION Polish and I learned many many MANY deep truths about the world. The deepest being this truth: Money talks, Bullshit WALKS.
(in retrospect, it was not a very "happy and positive" truth, but it was the truth, non the less.)
Thus we called up our old friend JMH who, at the time was biting the heads of live hamsters for 50¢ an hour in Detroit. Being that he'd been at his job for the last 1/2 decade, he had saved up enough money to buy an old broken down web server from a young Thai dishwasher named Phö Tak. Polish and I convinced JMH that many many MANY people who had NO REAL MEANING IN LIFE would swarm to a website that allowed them to create ARTISTIC and ORIGINAL IMAGES for us, which would in turn pull in big ADVERTISING DOLLARS and thus make us MULTI-MILLIONAIRES. (the "artists" would be rewarded by the chuckles and merriment they would have at viewing each others creations and judging them harshly.)
Thus, was PSC (as you know it) born into this world.
Later, JMH sold out to a F*CKIN CANUCK who promptly sold Polish into the white SexTrade. Me? I'm still paid $40US ($45CAN) a month to hang around and amuse all the cretins here so that they do not ever realize that they are constantly being taken advantage (oops! did I say ADVANTAGE?) of in spite of the happy community of like-minded folks who are dedicated to avoiding doing the job that they are ACTUALLY GETTING PAID FOR!
That's my story. And I hope now you realize why I can get away with calling floorPOLISH a Spastic Rubber Orifice without him sending goons around to my place to "readjust" my "sitting apparatus". Like, him and I are TIGHT! (er, ummm.... but not THAT tight.
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I am kidding you Caff... I don't care what polish says by far he isn't the worst on the site...
