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ReyRey

Location: In a world of $#!t

Post Tue Dec 25, 2007 11:50 pm   Reply with quote         


My computer died Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad I'm using my wifes computer now. There is no Photoshop on it! Shocked Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad
I'm not going to be able to replace it for a while. I spent the money on Xmas and doctor bills. Exclamation Mother F$#@!#!#! Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad I'm gonna go crazy!!!! I am going to have to play with PS while I'm at work. Shocked Mother F$#@!#@!#@! Oh yeah, I almost forgot. Merry F$#!!$#@! Christmas. Wink Mother F54#@#$@!#! Evil or Very Mad




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ReyRey

Location: In a world of $#!t

Post Tue Dec 25, 2007 11:52 pm   Reply with quote         


Sorry Foot Fungas. Your going to have to wait for your Kris Kringle Present. It will come. Confused




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Splodge..you rock!! Wherever you are.
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Oscar

Location: Northern California

Post Tue Dec 25, 2007 11:53 pm   Reply with quote         


Merry Christmas to you too rayray

santa




ReyRey

Location: In a world of $#!t

Post Tue Dec 25, 2007 11:57 pm   Reply with quote         


Isn't it ironic that the only way for me to afford another computer is to do free lance work, but I need my computer for that! Shocked Evil or Very Mad Mother F$#@!#@!#




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Splodge..you rock!! Wherever you are.
I keep checking the obituaries to see if my name is there. If it's not, then I figure I'm ok.
Oscar

Location: Northern California

Post Tue Dec 25, 2007 11:59 pm   Reply with quote         


Why don't you install PS on yer wife's computer?

what happen to your computer?




ReyRey

Location: In a world of $#!t

Post Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:00 am   Reply with quote         


Her computer can't handle it. Confused
Mine just decided that it is not going to start up any more. Not with the utility disk, not with a start up disk, not with the software restore disk, Not in safe mode, not with the extensions turned off. NOTHING!!!




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I try to think, but nothing happens.
Splodge..you rock!! Wherever you are.
I keep checking the obituaries to see if my name is there. If it's not, then I figure I'm ok.
Oscar

Location: Northern California

Post Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:03 am   Reply with quote         


You can get a pretty good one for cheap...sell blood and sperm Very Happy




ReyRey

Location: In a world of $#!t

Post Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:07 am   Reply with quote         


Oscar wrote:
You can get a pretty good one for cheap...sell blood and sperm Very Happy

My blood has Leukemia in it and my sperm is worthless because of the Leukemia meds. Confused Any other ideas Laughing Laughing Laughing Shocked
I can't use a cheap one. I do a lot of free lance illustration and I work on huge files. I need a strong computer.




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Splodge..you rock!! Wherever you are.
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TofuTheGreat

Location: Back where I belong.

Post Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:11 am   Reply with quote         


I'd donate what I can so long as you keep posting your PSDs for all us schmucks to learn from. Cool




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Oscar

Location: Northern California

Post Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:14 am   Reply with quote         


TofuTheGreat wrote:
I'd donate what I can so long as you keep posting your PSDs for all us schmucks to learn from. Cool


I too!

wait a min... what PSD's? I have never seen one?




ReyRey

Location: In a world of $#!t

Post Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:15 am   Reply with quote         


TofuTheGreat wrote:
I'd donate what I can so long as you keep posting your PSDs for all us schmucks to learn from. Cool

How can I keep posting PSD's without a computer???? Sort of a catch 22? No? Laughing Laughing Evil or Very Mad




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I try to think, but nothing happens.
Splodge..you rock!! Wherever you are.
I keep checking the obituaries to see if my name is there. If it's not, then I figure I'm ok.
Oscar

Location: Northern California

Post Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:17 am   Reply with quote         


Trade something for a computer... maybe a tv... sofa... wife... pet.. limb?

http://craigslist.org/




ReyRey

Location: In a world of $#!t

Post Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:21 am   Reply with quote         


Oscar wrote:
TofuTheGreat wrote:
I'd donate what I can so long as you keep posting your PSDs for all us schmucks to learn from. Cool


I too!

wait a min... what PSD's? I have never seen one?

Layered files:
http://www.box.net/shared/6yi2kresyc
http://www.box.net/shared/fhm0dssgr4
http://www.box.net/shared/9s8jlzffg2
http://www.box.net/shared/ethnydnin4
http://www.box.net/shared/dnyc0gnyzf
http://www.box.net/shared/z99xd5i5c7
http://www.box.net/shared/js0y2996is




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Splodge..you rock!! Wherever you are.
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Eve
Site Moderator

Location: Planet Earth

Post Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:31 am   Reply with quote         


you BROKED it????
wtf...Rey, you're supposed to be a pro.
swallow yer pride and call the geek squad...toot sweet.




ReinMan

Location: Kingston, ONTARIO, CAN

Post Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:44 am   Reply with quote         


Bad sperm. Bad blood.
Thank you for our daily grub.



hmm..... perhaps, as a prayer, this doesn't help much? Huh..

sorry to hear about your xmas woes. Something will happen to set things right. This may be a sign from Higher Powers that you are to spend Xmas with friends and family nearby, instead of those of us strewn around the globe. Wink Don't worry, we will be here after the holidays (and your computer is fixed!)

P.S. I've done fairly well here over the last year or so NOT CHOPPING yet still being SOMEWHAT involved with PSC. Maybe this is a sign you should try that?

P.S.S. I'll stop talking now. (it is the effect of spending my xmas on American Soil here in Seattle with my Persian relatives-in-law... I crave ENGLISH!!!! Wink )




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