Okay...

dip the rim in chocolate syrup and then sugar

2 parts vodka
2 parts chocolate creme temptations
1 part kahluah
and
1/2 part triple sec

OMG, I am in heaven!!!

Uh... as a Red Dwarf fan, I feel the need to specify: the rim of the glass.

Rule #2 ... avoid sugar when getting the drunk on!
Sounds tasty as a desert treat though.

Yes... just having a tasty beverage.

Next lesson: the Long Island Iced Tea is a tool of the Devil! (My ONLY hangover involved them... and a Guinness. not an evening of stellar decision making, I must admit...)

Here's what the Encyclopaedia Galactica has to say about alcohol. It says that alcohol is a colourless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars and also notes its intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. It says that the effect of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick. The Guide also tells you on which planets the best Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are mixed, how much you can expect to pay for one and what voluntary organizations exist to help you rehabilitate afterwards. The Guide even tells you how you can mix one yourself. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy sells rather better than the Encyclopedia Galactica.