Just incase you needed a laugh, and we all know we need one once an a while! Post anything funny, jokes, videos, pictures, contest entries... or anything else!

I need a good laugh people!!!!

>>Women's Prayer...
>>
>> Before I lay me down to sleep,
>> I pray for a man who's not a creep.
>> One who's handsome, smart and strong.
>> One who loves to listen long.
>> One who thinks before he speaks.
>> Says he'll call, and won't wait weeks.
>> I pray that he is gainfully employed.
>>When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
>> Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
>> Massages my back and begs to do more.
>> Oh, send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
>> Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
>> I pray that this man will love me to no end,
>> And never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen.
>>
>> Man's Prayer...
>>
>>I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
>>with huge boobs
>>who owns a liquor store
>>and a boat...... Amen

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

I love this practical joke stuff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fslUO-g_csc&NR=1

There was a big revival and right before it was to start, they waited as a crippled man slowly made his way up to the front row, hobbling on his crutches. The preacher came up to him, put his hands on the man, and entreated the Lord to heal him.

The crowd began to work itself into a frenzy of "Praise the Lord"s and "Hallelujah!"s as the man shakily pulled himself up on his crutches.

"Be HEALED," shouted the preacher, and the man took one of his crutches and threw it way.

"Amen," cried the frenzied crowd. "Hallelujah! Praise Jesus!!"

"I say, in the name of JEsus, be HEALED!" repeated the preacher.

And the man took is other crutch an threw it away!

Would you like to know what happened next?













You would?
















Can you give me an "Amen"?



















Say it louder, now! AMEN!!!














Okay... here it is...



































He fell over. Weren't you paying attention? He was crippled.

YOU WHITTY BASTARD.....this is too sweet.....ohh shit... i have tears.

You want to see something funny....LOOK up cataplaxy on the net...read its definition and look for a video.....MUST BE A VIDEO...only a video does it justice.....then just imagine what i looked like after seeing this....IT"S JUST DANG CRUEL OF YOU......tha's the hardest i have laughed in a while...THANKS DP

Me too, you may like this one as well!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNfFc4-gV38

Dude, I feel for that too... Im almost pissed about it!!!

One of the funniest pranks I have seen in a while... I would be so pissed!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7Z818lnTK0

The coke bomb has tears running out of my eyes!!

This prank reminds me of a friend who bought this vintage van, in perfect condition, he took it over to my other friends shop to show it off, he walks inside to tell everyone to come outside and look at his new wheels, while he's talking, you could hear this giant crash! we all ran outside, and this huge, and I mean huge telephone pole fell dead center from the front to the rear bumper, flattened it completely to the ground, of coarse we all fell on the ground laughing, but had he pulled up 5 minutes later, he would have been dead.

A blonde man joke....
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The blonde man went to the beach to pick up some chicks. He strutted around, but no one was interested. He spotted this guy off to the side, near the pier, and he was swarmed with women.

He went over, and asked how he could get girls like that. The big buff dude told him he was white as a sheet. He needed to tan for a while, then the girls would notice him... Girls like tanned guys.

The guy bought a membership at a tanning hut, and got nice and tanned. He went back to the beach to find some ladies. Still, no luck.... Mr. Buff was still there, and still covered in hot woman.

He went over to the hot guy and asked, what gives? The hot guys said he was scrawny. He should go work out at the gym for a few weeks and build up some muscles. Girls loved muscles...

He worked out every day, hours a day, and bulked up. He was tanned and muscular and strutting around on the beach and still, no girls were paying him any attention.

He went back to Mr. Buff and said, "Look, I am tanned, and I am ripped... I am a hottie! How come the girls won't pay attention to me?"

Mr. Buff whispered, "Look, man... It is a major secret. Don't tell anyone this, but go home, and get a nice idaho potato. Put it in your swim suit, and the girls will practically throw themselves at your feet...."

So, our blonde guy goes home, gets a potato and puts it in his swim suit. He's strutting the beach, and girls are actually running away from him! He is in shock, can't believe it. Angrily, he marches over to Mr. Buff and tells him he's gonna knock his block off for giving him bad advice. Just before he swings a big right hand, Mr. BUff yells, "DUDE!!! Next time put the potato in the FRONT of your suit!"

> Mujibar wanted his green card so that he could stay in the USA.
> The immigration officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all of the
> tests, except one. You must pass it, or you cannot stay in the United
> States".
> Mujibar said, "I am ready." The officer said, "Use the words yellow,
> pink and green in the same sentence."
> Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "The telephone goes green,
> green, green, and I pink it up, and say, yellow, this is Mujibar."
> Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and works at a Verizon help
> desk. I talked to him yesterday.

Wow thats some crazy shit!!!