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johndownunder
An ape walks in to a bar orders a Beer handing the barman a $20 note.The barman thinks i will see how smart he is and hands him $1 in change saying to him we dont get many Apes in here.THe Ape replies at $19 a beer i aint surprised.
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jellyplaster
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, “Give me a beer and a mop.”
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johndownunder
A woman asks her husband honey how can i make my breasts bigger.He responded you need to rub toilet paper between them every day.She says do you really think that will work.He replied why not it did for your ass.
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corneel
ohhhhhh ohhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhh
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johndownunder
A guy with 3 eyes no arms and one leg is hitch hiking. He waves down a car and asks the driver for a lift.The driver replies Aye aye you look pretty armless hop in.
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johndownunder
A dwarf co,plained to a Cop that someone had picked his pocket stealing his wallet.The Cop replied i cant believe someone would stoop so low.
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johndownunder
A guy walks in to the Doctors office and the Doctor sceams at him good god man your overweight.The guy says i think i want a second opinion.The Doctor replies ok your ugly too.
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johndownunder
A dog walks in to a Bar and says hi there barman it's my birthday today how about a FREE drink. The barman nods his head smiles and says sure buddy the toilet is just down the hall.
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photoshopmaster jr
OHHH... DADY TOLD ME WHAT IT IS AND HE TOLD ME THIS IS NOT GOOD FOR VOTING... 8-O
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photoshopmaster jr
BTW WELCOME TO PSC!
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photoshopmaster jr
OH DADY TOLD ME TO NOT WELCOME YOU... SORRY! 8-S
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johndownunder
Junior had just got his driving licence and Dady was proud he said lets celebrate take Dady for a drive.Dady jumped in to the back seat and Junior asked why.Dady replied so i can kick the crap out of drivers seat like you have for the past 16 years
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johndownunder
A friend of mine dates a blond girl who is an inventor.I asked what has she had invented.He replied a Solar powered Flashlight an Inflatable Dartboard the Tricycle kickstand and the Boomerang Grenade.
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johndownunder
A drunk walks in to a bar and views an old man and dog sitting together.He asks the old man does your dog bite.The old man says no.The drunk pats the dog and it bites him.He says you told me your dog dont bite.The old man says that's the barmans dog.
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