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leif
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scrolbar
Great!
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volkswes
any pic with Liberace is funny
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thbeghin
volkswes is right!
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alzeke
that's great
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mezopunk
how do you see this crap???!!
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bluefist
This is one of the most wonderful things I’ve seen today.
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afnan
great idea
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chrispis
LOLOL
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ironmc43
cool
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Fitzwell
very nice.
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illnic
wow
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xovlov
ear delicious!
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bluevet
I don't really have a short attention span it's just that sometimes... ooo look... a chicken!
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thecount
...what volkwes said. :)
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16ozBud
three hundred million years ago in the center of the universe
seven mages decided that before they died all of there power
should be transferred into a single object of infinite destructive
capabilities. So they killed themselves and siphoned all of there
energy into a vial of blue liquid. unfortunetly the vial was stolen
and taken to the planet earth where this guy kind of lost it in a
field with animals an shit. then a light shown from the heavens on
a lone donkey grazing peacefully. Whats this? he found the vial and
drank the blue liquid!!!! HOLLYYY FUUUUUCK! his body surged with
the power of a thousand supernovas! In order to contain the massive
raw strength, nano robots constructed a basic frame and added
stabilizing
materiales to keep donkey from exploding.
Ten years passed.....
Robert a small time farmer was walking down the road and thought he
would rest in this small field. When he got closer he smelled the
stench of a hundred various dead animals. upon closer inspection
the rabbits and cows were all burnt into pieces. the flesh was singed
in exact straight cuts like nothing robret had ever seen.
donkey sensed an intruder immedaieatly and paused from eating grass
to look around. This donkey had the ability to destroy the universe
seven times over and it is just eating grass. what the fuck is wrong
with me and this retarded robo donkey shit i am fucked in the head.
Robert saw donkey standing there and felt a shiver run down his spine
he could sense that he was completely outclassed by this titan warlord.
"dont think you can just run away after laying your eyes on me!" roared
donkey. "MUAAHG I RUNN!!!"shouted farmer robert as streams of diahrea
ran down his legs in panic. "LASER BEAM OF THE SEVEN MAGES!" A red
blast
shot from the eye visor and sliced robert into three half roberts.
It was time for donkey to make himself know to the world. rocket
boosters
retracted out of his asshole and soon robo-donkey had reached 50,0000
feet
into the air, well above the atmosphere and almost half way to the
moon.
Using his psychic powers robo-donkey braodcasted his voice to the
masses.
"Heeeeeee---- Hawwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!" Soon they will recognize me as their
world leader thought donkey.
At that moment several billion people heard a donkey noise in thier
head. Around 30,000 people commited suicide instantly from insanity.
Then the donkey raped schoolgirls in an elevator. Each one was
impregnated
by the super-donkeys seed. using nano enhanced uterus's (uteri?)
four robo-donkey human hybrids were developed
"OH SWEET LORD IVE MADE A BUNCH OF FREAK BABYS" robo-donkey screamed.
"father please accept us we love you."the children pleaded.
"NEVER ---- NOW DIE!" robo-donkey kicked backwards and exploded the
head of
one of the freak babies. the other three fought hard but were
ultimately
exploded.
Robo-donkey had had enough of this world he must leave to the great
beyond.
in a blink of light he accelerated to the speed of light and flew
around the world
three trillion times. it was now the year 8000 million B.c. and life
was not
yet formed on earth. There in a small pond, amino acids and proteins
were about to
collide and form the basis for all of life. The donkey leaned over and
unloaded
a huge blast of donkey shit all over the pond. AT that moment a space
time paradox
occured and the milky way galaxy imploded upon itself with a force
greater than
the big bang. the black hole formed eventually sucked in the entire
universe.
THE END
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PotHed
Bad bud.
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grejer
funny!!!
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Basil
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nancers
:D
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mealworm
...
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dewking
see mezos comment
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Chukn8r
Three
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Chukn8r
Three half Roberts?
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DistribuKing
Absolutely great! Still laughing as I write. Well done. (Sorry unable to vote yet, or definately would.)
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by Chicken
Created July 10, 2003
23 votes
2 comments
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