Schlitz isn't my favorite but Margarita didnt work.

I mean...

REALLY...

Does this look like the face of someone amused?

god must have been drunk when he crated light-beer

dang...I can't believe there are so many milk drinkers here! It's simply...amazing! We must all get together and go out for a night on the town to all the local speciality milk bars.

at the title

I was thinking the same thing!

When I was a younger man and I didn't want a full-bodied beer with manly taste, I would just drive across the border and get myself an American beer.

Now, of course, it is more difficult to get across the border. The petty jealousies of American Beer Drinking Customs Officers has increased to a near-psycotic fever-pitch. It is better to stay home and drink our Local Brew, even though it is very LUXURIOUS.