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ReinMan

Location: Kingston, ONTARIO, CAN

Post Wed Jul 19, 2006 7:52 pm   Reply with quote         


So that's what I'm doing.

WTF is THIS! Shocked





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armogeden

Location: The other side of your screen

Post Wed Jul 19, 2006 7:55 pm   Reply with quote         


yep i agree. what the f*ck




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ScionShade

Location: VeniceFlaUS

Post Wed Jul 19, 2006 7:55 pm   Reply with quote         


lemon entry=elementary
exit stential=existential.
There...now wasn't that just so easy? Smile
note the elevator conveyance to get up and down.




Paul Von Stetina

Location: Deep Shit

Post Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:20 pm   Reply with quote         


"Suspected Girth of Allowance" is what is on every girls mind, all of the time, The Apparent Collusion of W----T----F---- is what is on every mans mind, all of the time, the "Reluctant Field" is in the mans wallet area, The 'Torodial Extention, has to do with credit cards, also involving the mans wallet. The rest is purely elemental, I mean really Rolling Eyes




Post Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:22 pm   Reply with quote         


I know exactly what that is. Unfortunately for you, I'll never tell!




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Post Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:13 am   Reply with quote         


We have included the chemical rate network responsible for the formation of molecular hydrogen in the N-body hydrodynamic code, HYDRA, in order to study the formation of the first cosmological objects at redshifts between 10 and 50. We have tested our implementation of the chemical and cooling processes by comparing N-body top-hat simulations with theoretical predictions from a semianalytic model and found them to be in good agreement. We find that postvirialization properties are insensitive to the initial abundance of H2. Our main objective was to determine the minimum mass [MSG(z)] of perturbations that could become self-gravitating (a prerequisite for star formation), and the redshift at which this occurred. We have developed a robust indicator for detecting the presence of a self-gravitating cloud in our simulations, and find that we can do so with a baryonic particle mass resolution of 40 M⊙. We have performed cosmological simulations of primordial objects, and find that the object's mass and redshift at which they become self-gravitating agree well with the MSG(z) results from the top-hat simulations. Once a critical H2 fractional abundance of ∼5 × 10-4 has formed in an object, the cooling time drops below the dynamical time at the center of the cloud and the gas free falls in the dark matter potential wells, becoming self-gravitating a dynamical time later.

Subject headings: cosmology: theory—early universe—galaxies: formation—hydrodynamics—molecular processes

1 Department of Physics and Astronomy, McMaster University, Hamilton, ON L8S 4M1, Canada.




ReinMan

Location: Kingston, ONTARIO, CAN

Post Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:27 am   Reply with quote         


Man.... what frickin' school did you folks attend? If ANY!!

NOT EVEN CLOSE! Twisted Evil

COME ON!!!

(EXPERTS it said. ) Rolling Eyes

MUST I CONTINUE TO STEW IN THIS SEA OF AMATEUR SPECULATION!??




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Post Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:34 am   Reply with quote         


.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson have solved another case. Afterwards, they celebrate with a few brandies at their Baker St. residence. Holmes, feeling the brandy, reaches over and puts his hand on Watson's knee.

"Watson, for some time I've wanted to tell you that I quite fancy you."

With a sense of relief Dr. Watson replies, "And I you, my good Holmes. I've simply never felt comfortable expressing my feelings without knowing where you stood on the matter."

"Right", says Holmes, "Let us retire to the bedroom then."

Watson rushes to the bedroom and strips to his shorts. Holmes pulls down Watson's underwear, bends him over the desk then tells him to hold that pose. Complying, Watson watches as Holmes leaves the bedroom and returns with a lemon meringue pie. He smears the pie across Watson's butt and proceeds to bugger him. Later they're lying in bed making small talk. Watson says, "That was fantastic Holmes, but I have to ask; what was all that with the pie?"

"Lemon-entry my dear Watson, lemon-entry."




Post Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:13 am   Reply with quote         


ReinMan wrote:
Man.... what frickin' school did you folks attend? If ANY!!

NOT EVEN CLOSE! Twisted Evil

COME ON!!!

(EXPERTS it said. ) Rolling Eyes

MUST I CONTINUE TO STEW IN THIS SEA OF AMATEUR SPECULATION!??


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Sheesh... amateurs! Rolling Eyes




anfa

Location: Geordieland, UK

Post Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:18 am   Reply with quote         


Hit it with a hammer! Very Happy




Post Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:28 am   Reply with quote         


SHOOT IT...and make lemonade.




Cambria

Location: Sunny So California

Post Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:58 pm   Reply with quote         


It sounds like a high end juicer/lemon squeezer? Obviously designed by someone who has remorse for compressing the life source out of the poor spherical lemon.

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to·roi·dal
Pronunciation: to-'roi-d&l
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: of, relating to, or shaped like a torus or toroid : doughnut-shaped <a toroidal resistance coil>

con·do·lence
Pronunciation: k&n-'dO-l&n(t)s also 'kän-d&-
Function: noun
1 : sympathy with another in sorrow
2 : an expression of sympathy
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ReinMan

Location: Kingston, ONTARIO, CAN

Post Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:47 pm   Reply with quote         


Well, Mr. BadCop has at least figured out ONE part of the MASTER PLAN that I have presented here!

(rather surprised that anyone knew that reference! But then HE HAS PROVEN HIMSELF AN EXPERT NOW IN LEMON ENTRY) (not too sure if that is something (s)he should be proud of or not Shocked )




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irishstu

Location: currently Taipei

Post Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:24 am   Reply with quote         


ScionShade wrote:
lemon entry=elementary
exit stential=existential.
There...now wasn't that just so easy? Smile
note the elevator conveyance to get up and down.


Haa haa! That's the funniest thing I've read all week. Thanks for the giggle.




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