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Top MAN, Chuck Norris!
1.)Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2.)There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3.)Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4.)The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5.)There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
6.)Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7.)The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
8.)Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9.)Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
10.)Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

aardvark

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Ah, hell. Almost ANYTHING will do an aadvark!!!

these guys are bleaching tigers

All right, they might not win on logics, but they sure seem to think that they are right...

to stop the demo, call da police!

lob the holy hand grenade!

Chuck norris has counted to infinity....twice.

If you cut open chuck norris out comes another chuck norris only smaller and angrier thn before.

Chuck norris's pee has been bottled and sold. Its called red bull.

unplugged

cables with screws against being plugged out

Wireless renders cables obsolete

microsoft kills lan-networks