http://www.callme.nm.ru/

Just type in your name, it's pretty accurate

WOW! Your pretty BUFF DUDE!
NWS!

lol !

Library Billing Notice
Borrower Name: Paul Von Stetina

Overdue Books:

UFO Sightings (04/03/1993)
Cost of Book: $25

Basics Of Tai Chi (04/03/1993)
Cost of Book: $17

Aircraft of WWII (04/03/1993)
Cost of Book: $34

How to Fart in Public (10/30/1993)
Cost of Book: $45

Gone with the Wind (10/30/1993)
Cost of Book $53

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Total Cost of Books: $174
Late Fees: $330
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Total Fee: $504

eeeeeeeeeew!!!

Hey, I returned the "How to fart in public" book, I learned that in school

that's weird...my name is the same in Russian as it is in English only there's a naked guy waving it. The don't do that in America!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!! [sound of churning bile] .....What the ef'n hell was th...that