There were a couple of websites a few years back that cracked us up at work. My production manager used to play it and get me laughing so hard I was slapping the desk and begging him to stop because I was in serious pain from laughing...

and when someone across the room was giving me a hard time, he'd hit one of these little communicators... and the pain in the ass would give way to the pain in my side.

I've found the Trekkie site. The graphics are as good as they were on the original site... but it is the same otherwise:

http://www.deathtoallextremists.com/images/Flash/fart-trek.swf

the communications overlap if you click on more than one... Have fun!

can anyone explain why the communicators look like old os8 graphics and the rest doesn't? can something like this be created with anything other than flash? it would be fun to make something like this, but I've never tried flash. Is it much harder or different than Image Ready or some movie software?

Lame

Anything to do with StarTrek should be burned in deep hell.

* along with me *

It still cracks me up. I love Star Trek. I remember my brother writing to NBC when it was first announced they were canceling Star Trek... this is the very first series, mind you. I bet NBC execs were very regretful seeing how that franchise made soooo much money.

I liked Star Wars too (the 1st release) but not nearly as much as ST, or Star Gate for that matter.

anyways, do you know how to use Flash? I was just wondering how involved it is. This seemed like a simple one... not like many moving flash images, just a sort of roll over to activate the sound.

Nein! Your wrong. (though that (the link above) was lame)

Star Trek helps inspire people everywhere to look forward to a peaceful future, and voyaging across space! You don't know what your on about. Star Trek is an inspiration, and even the most worse of episodes and movies are far far better than some of the crap being released from the US these days...

Granted, there are those which are indeed fanatical about the franchise, just as there are those which are the same with say Star Wars, but a majority of us, just like watching the shows and movies.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=80_HKdvNhgA

somebody sent me this joke and it was funny and you can play the star trek sounds after you sample the chilli.



Texas Chili Cook Off


INEXPERIENCED CHILI JUDGE


Notes From An Inexperienced Chili Tester Named FRANK, who was visiting
Texas from the East Coast: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a
judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last
moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking
directions to the beer wagon, when the call came.

I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili
wouldn't be all that spicy, and besides, they told me I could have free
beer during the tasting. So I accepted."

Here are the scorecards from the event:

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CHILI # 1 MIKE'S MANIAC MOBSTER MONSTER CHILI

JUDGE ONE: A little too heavy on tomato. Amusing kick.

JUDGE TWO: Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.

FRANK: Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried
paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope
that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.

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CHILI # 2 ARTHUR'S AFTERBURNER CHILI

JUDGE ONE: Smokey, with a hint of pork. Slight Jalapeno tang.

JUDGE TWO: Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken
seriously.

FRANK: Keep this out of the reach of children I'm not sure what I am
supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to
give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they
saw the look on my face.
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CHILI # 3 FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI

JUDGE ONE: Excellent firehouse chili! Great kick. Needs more beans.

JUDGE TWO: A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers.

FRANK: Call the EPA, I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I
have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now get me more
beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back; now my backbone is
in the front part of my chest. I'm getting shit-faced from all the beer.
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CHILI # 4 BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC

JUDGE ONE: Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.

JUDGE TWO: Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or
other mild foods, not much of a chili.

FRANK: I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to
taste it, is it possible to burnout taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was
standing behind me with fresh refills; that 300 lb. Bitch is starting to
look HOT, just like this nuclear waste I'm eating. Is chili an
aphrodisiac?

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CHILI # 5 LINDA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER

JUDGE ONE: Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding
considerable kick. Very Impressive.

JUDGE TWO: Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit
the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.

FRANK: My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can
no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed
paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili
had given me brain damage, Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring
beer directly on it from a pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off?
It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming.
Screw those rednecks!
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CHILI # 6 VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY

JUDGE ONE: Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spice
and peppers.

JUDGE TWO: The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic.
Superb.

FRANK: My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous,
sulfuric flames. I shit myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat
through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that
slut Sally. She must be kinkier than I thought. Can't feel my lips
anymore. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone!
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CHILI # 7 SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI

JUDGE ONE: A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.

JUDGE TWO: Ho Hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of
chili peppers at the last moment. I should take note that I am worried
about Judge Number 3, He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is
cursing uncontrollably.

FRANK: You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't
feel a damn thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like
it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid
unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava-like shit to match my
damn shirt. At least during the autopsy they'll know what killed me. I've
decided to stop breathing; it's too painful. Screw it. I'm not getting
any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch
hole in my stomach.
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CHILI # 8 LESTER'S LAST OF THE RED-HOT LOVER'S CHILI

JUDGE ONE: A perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili, safe for all,
not too bold but spicy enough to declare it's existence.

JUDGE TWO: This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor
hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge Number 3 passed
out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure
if he's going to make it. Poor Yank, wonder how he'd have reacted to a
really hot chili?

I knew this would wake LD up!!

reH nay'meylIjyIn Dujablu'jaj LD!

Rough translation: Join the Navy now.

BOOOO BOOOOOO I say !!


Shatner is GOD !!!!

Good thing I'm an atheist

I though you said you worship teh webs.

SPOCK! JIM! BONES!
Bones: He's dead Jim! what am I doctor or a bricklayer?
Jim: Is he going to make it?
Bones: He's dead Jim! what am I a doctor or a miracle worker!


Spock: I find that to be illogical I'm in space yet I'm in the amazon?
Jim: Spock... you're not in the amazon, we're on Amazon... singing! Singing Spock - you and me! We're singing That's amazing!
Spock: I can not.
Jim: yes, you can.
Spock: no, I can't.
Bones: oh you blue blooded moron... you've got a record. you must have some sort of talent.
Spock: yes
Bones: Captain. I listened to your records. You can't sing and neither can Spock. I suggest a hypno spray immediately!
Jim: is it dangerous?
Bones: I hope so.

http://www.amazon.com/Spaced-Out-Leonard-William-Shatner/dp/B0000089JE/ref=pd_sim_m_shvl_img_1/104-2858487-2235957

click on the little arrow on the left of each "song".