"Living on a Queensland Sand Island has it's advantages, because there's always something to put on that early morning Surf Beach Barbecue. (BTW: The Wichety Grub tastes just like Scampi once it's been on the 'grill' for a while... some people like 'em raw;-)



Bon Apetite!

Wiz

Gee, dude - you are, like, TWO days late for the Breakfast Thread Club.

this is SO not funny anymore.
It was funny when i did it.
it was slightly funny when reinman did it.
come on, be original, start a LUNCH thread or something.

He's on Queensland time Rein. We're always about two days behind....except for weekends.....they go for 5 days here.

You really wouldn't like an Aussie Lunch, it's very cold and frothy and is certainly not good for your diet... One reason we're always two days late... It takes that bloody long to get over it!

Ya old Sourpuss!

Wiz

Ya think maybe FF's Mayo isn't setting well? Send FF some TUMS. heck you guys haven't had a SOUTHERN US breakfast yet. It's to die for, really has all cholesterol laden goo and goes down well with anything. Look up cracklins, Hominy,

lol when I think of Breakfast with Wiz it sounds like what happens after the pot of coffee ... all in good fun now...........

If you're too lazy to look it up... cracklins are pork sausage intestines fried up and hominy is what grits is. GRITS now is completely southern.. I think I hijacked Wiz's thread.. oops... back to your grubs...

moving on....

I just asked my dentist if I could eat your breakfast Wiz, and the dentist says it is very nutricious, but I have to swallow the food hole, if I like to keep my teeth. There is so much sand in your breakfast that it will wear down my poor teeth way to much if I would come and have breakfast, lunch and diner with you each day. But for a few times a week it could be good.

Those grubs, don't they taste just like egg whites when they are cooked? They surely would not liked to be eaten alive? Would they?

What time do you expect me to be there?