These are just jokes....so before i offend...

i need to type that before all my post.
Ya'll all know little johnny...
Well johnny came home from school one day, and his drunken father was in the kitchen....he knew the o'l man was rock dumb when it came to books...but he knew his cuss words...and thier meaning...so johnny said Dad can you help me...Today at school i learned two new words...the father said well what are they...Johnny said ...Bitch and pu'nanny.....the dad thought for a minute....then said well...i'm sure you've seen your mother getting out the shower....johnny shyly said yes....he said.. you know the patch of fur you seen....that's Pu'nanny....the rest was bitch.
WHY ARE THE GIRLS NOT LAUGHING????.......wait......is that Eve's gun
