It's farewell to PSC...farewell to a lot of things in my life.

I've just returned from seeing my specialist and the prognosis, sad to say...isn't good at all.

I have schizophrenia in my left testicle

It is not operable.

My life expectancy is probably in the neighborhood of six months.

So now I have to turn towards getting my affairs in order...which may be a little more difficult than I think it'll be.

I will no longer have time to chop or post anymore...and although I may be able to pop in from time to time...I think it would be best for me to stay away at this point.

Thanks for all everyone's done for me here.

You're all...well most of you are...tops in my book.

Stephen

*Disclaimer...nothing written here is true...check the date*

DAMN DP......well look on the bright side.....the right lung is still healthy. ....well that looks like all there is as a bright side goes.......well RIP my friend....i'll burn a bowl for ya......ok prolly a couple of bowls for ya.

Damn you DP.....this better be April fool's......if not......don't read that top part.......what????............too late.......ohhhh well, you'll be dead before long so you don't have to worry about being pissed long.

I guess the joke was on me

Please please please tell us this is an April Fool's joke so I can be really mad at you (for a moment) and tell you IT'S NOT FUNNY! Please?!!!

I can't take it.

It's too much to deal with...

So...

with that said...





APRIL FOOLS!!!


(Go ahead...say it...I'm an asshole)

*bites DP hard in the knee*

You'd better go do some REALLY good deeds to counteract that bad karma you just gave yourself.

thank God it was just a bad joke

oh you cunt !

I'll go repent now.

not funny, flying penguins is funny,
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ds9K5cRHnLA

you motherfucking retard cocksucker

I sent that to 3 people...and I got 3 phone calls in a row...

"IS THAT REAL??? OH MY GOD!!!! THEY DO FLY!!!"

Um...no...Google it people...

LOL!

Cancer That's funny. Wait a minute. I have cancer How come I'm not laughing?
You think you got problems. Try living all your life knowing that you have an enormous penis. It ain't easy I tell ya, lugging this sucker around all the time. It's hard to walk, I have to be careful not to sit on it. Making love to wife is sad too. Just once I would like to be in the same room with her, but nooooo, I have to stand down the hall until my penis leaves the room. It ain't easy being me.
P.S. DP...Your a dick. That was funny and then I found out that you are not going to die. Now I'm sad. Just kidding my friend. (about the being sad part, you're still a dick.)

you bastard, i was about to cry