It has come to my attention that, while the French(Canadians) are usurping the High Positions here at PSC with their SHODDY AND PooPoo-Smelling entries in the ReOnion contest, the Germans are shockingly ABSENT.



(okay - I only really know ONE German here. BUGLOVER. And he is NOT entered in this contest.)

WHAT THE HELL? WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO KEEP THIS AN OPEN HEARTED AND BALANCED AND (not so much) FRENCH WEBSITE???

I thought I was German

Oompa Loompas don't count.

THOSE DUDES FREAK ME OUT! It was bad enough that Johnny Depp was trying to impersonate Michael Jackson in that movie, but those cloned little dudes was OVERLY WEIRD.

*shudders, and thinks that maybe getting back on the MEDS might just be a GOOD idea*

But, SERIOUSLY FOLKS: where is BUGLOVER!!!

*starts chant*

BUG
LOV
ER!

BUG
LOV
ER!

GUB
LOV
ER!

BUG
LOV
ER!

AN OPEN LETTER TO BUGLOVER:
by ReinMan, Esq.

Dearest Lover of Bugs.

It has come to my notice that your Germanic Magnificence is absent from the general collection of fine artwork (excepting that of the French-Canadians) that is gathered here today for our official PSC "re-onion" contest.

I am saddened that you have chosen to forsake us on this most revered and alcohol-soaked day. This sadness is fueled even more so by the simple fact that the Germanic Regions have not been well represented as of late here at PSC. It is true that you are the only German I know here at PSC, and therefore I may be inaccurate in thinking that there is a lack of Prussian Power here at PSC today. Never one to let unknown facts hamper my continued enthusiasm with hearing myself speak, I will push forward in the most direct way I know to attempt to convince you to, even at this late time in this most loved contest, enter something.

COME ONE DUDE GET WITH IT - THERE IS ALMOST A WHOLE DAY LEFT. IF I CAN WHIP UP SOMETHING IN 24 minutes than surely YOU CAN DO THE SAME. Look at the CRAP that CLAF and REYREY slopped together... but - this has NOTHING to do with them. Let's leave those TWO HELLISH BASTARDS OUT OF THIS for now.

HELL, you LIVE IN HAMBURG! YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL WIFE. A BEAUTIFUL CHILD (who, thank heavens takes it's looks from MOM). YOU CAN BE IN SWEDEN AND HAVING DINNER WITH HKlevljar IN LESS THAN TWO HOURS. With all that glory and power behind you how can you even THINK of avoiding the CLEANSING BURN OF EMBARRASSMENT that will surely be yours if you enter a contest post for this particular competition?

Must I resort to SHAME and that deep-seated devotion to the Pope that I know you harbor to drive you towards fulfilling your Germanic Destiny?

Must I cry and whine and sound like a 5 year cat with a 7 year itch? Must I stomp about and pound my head against a metal post similar to some famous German "art" films? Must I continue to get weird stares from the people in this cafè where I type and repeat my words by shouting them out to a bust of Strauss that sits on the piano by the front window?

Do you SEE my passion here in this passionless written page?

DO YOU FEEL MY BURING DEEP WISH TO SEE A BUGLOVER CHOP IN THIS re-ONION CONTEST?

I think you do.

oh yes...

I think you do.

With much love and manly hugs,
ReinEar

BlueLurker's got a garage full of oompa loompas.

Hey Rein, Your avatar is scaring me.... no...... Really... It's f#cking scaring me.

Rein.............yer scaring ReyHey again.

Are you saying I am an Oompa Loompa?

He wasn't SAYING it. He was taking the more weiner-like approach called "inferring".

And it is NOTHNG personal if you ARE an Oompa Loompa. You would just freak me out, that's all. After a beer or two I'm sure I'd be fine. As long as you didn't TOUCH ME.

Okay - back to the topic at hand (so to speak): WHERE THE HELL IS BUGLOVER'S POST!???

WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE!?!?!?

(no pressure, buddy )

:lol

Ur so dam funny man!

I don't know where he is, but he did vote for my entry, and he stuck his tongue out at me...

hmmmmm