Here’s some fun!!!!!
This morning around 5:15am on my early morning 41 mile commute to work, I noticed a smell coming from the back of the car.
I thought to myself CRAP! My engine to going out. Damn, another couple of bills to be spent on this piece of crap car of mine,
and I’m going to be late!
I pulled over on the interstate to see what was happening. When I got to the back of the old-Subaru I saw a flicker of light
from under the rear of the car, so I bent down to check it out.
FIRE! Just a little bit at first. The only problem is, is that fire is BAD!!!!! Especially when you just filled up with 13 gallons of fuel
no more than 10min ago, and it lapping at the fuel tank right before your eyes.
Well being of sound mind at the time……ppppppppth……. I opened the car up grabbed my fresh cup of coffee and tried to put the fire out with it.
No luck (DUH) and now out of caffeine for the next 2 hours! So in a panic I tried to flag down someone to help me out, or at least let me call 911……
well 5000 cars later and 5 min pass by, with people more than willing to look at the idiot waving his arms franticly along side the road (That would be ME!)
and a car slowly smoldering behind him. Someone decided to see if I needed a lift (by the way, I know whoever it was will probably never read this,
but thank you none the less) “No I stated I need your phone” I replied. “OH SHIT YOU CARS ON FIRE!” was his exact words.
Well besides pointing out the obvious he was a cool dud for helping when so…so…SOOOOOO many other just past by not wanting to get involved.
Any way here’s how this runs down
CAR =
$300.00 (hell of a deal if you ask me)
WAISTED COFFIE =
$1.58
TOW =
$160.00
LOST DAY OF PAY =
$196.95
LOSS OF DIGINITY ALONG INTERSTATE 540
WITH FLAMING INFERNO CAR =
PRISLESS!
Here’s some picks. Hope you morning was a bit less hectic than mine.
One Pissed off backwoodschopper
that sux! 
