cafn8d wrote:
dewdew wrote:
LIE til they Throw the Switch.
As your "last words," don't point out that the chair isn't plugged in.
if you do they should have the right to put
FAIL across your Obit photo.
Never get into a pissing contest with a skunk....The best advise i ever got was LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING THE STREET. I'm 36 and it has not failed me yet.
I saw a sign once that read: Don't cut across the pasture unless you can do it in 9.9 seconds...because the BULL can do it in 10.
Now that's some good advise, not to mention some useful info if your thinking about cutting across the pasture.
