...and where exactly in Canada might you be staying, sir?

Congrats,

Micose-Moose is on the loose
A french man in a Canadian land,
In search of a lady fair,
What is this of Janfet in the air?

Ah...winter romance is born
all snuggley and nice a warm,
In spirit he searches the world
for the cute canadian girl

Its the painter of Micose-Moose
Oh..yes...the love is on the loose.

-have fun Niko

Wow. I take a bit of time off for work and this is the news I come back to?

Have a good trip Naiko! If you wonder south of the border and the drive goes through Wisconsin let me know!

You're moving to Quebec, right?
That's all French anyways, wheres your sense of adventure?
I'd tell you to go live in Reinman's neck of the woods, but that's not adventurous, that's suicidal.
Good luck with the trip, North America is awesome.

Can we read some of the steamy PMs between you and Janfet that lead to this?

Great! Now you just have to learn to swear in French like a true Quebecer... well...just think religion and you'll be halfway there.

Hull is a mere hour and a half from Montreal...so we expect you two of you at the next moose ho-down!

As I remember, Janfet refused to join us last time....something about being alone with strange men...HA! The irony!

Where are you moving to in Canada. Like it's a big country (Canada 9.9 million sq kilometers , France 547,000) and you can see the US from Toronto, but alas not Russia.

Tip 1-The further you settle from British Columbia the harder it will be for Reinman to corrupt you and drag you into his coven.

Tip 2- The closer you are and even better if you settle in Quebec the easier it will be to find edible food. The rest of canada is subjected to thousands of English pubs serving yuck English food ( no comments from Splodge, Marco and all other Brits weaned on boiled beef)
and crappy imitation British beer. The other choice is the million of roadhouses serving their innoucuous version of chicken and ribs.

Tip 3- If you have to be Canadian on the English side that is the word eh is placed in every sentence. E.g. "Eh, did you see the rack on that one, eh!" This will immediately Canadainize you to the rest of the world and they will assume you were born here.

Tip 4- If you move to Quebec you need to re learn French so they don't think you are too snotty.
Key words would be pronounced Est Tee, Si boire, Ka lis and placed at the begining of every sentence.Also poutine is very helpful.

Tip 5- In choosing a hockey team there are 5 cities Montreal, Ottawa, Edmonton, Calgary and Vancouver who have professional teams, Toronto is still waiting for a professional team so you might want to choose one of the others.

Tip 6- Also stay away from Claf, Sage who will want to drag you to a brasserie in Dorion or the Manoir in Pointe Claire and they will have no money but large thirst.

Tip 7- St Jean de Dieu does not have a computer with Photoshop installed, so you might want to stay away from that place.

Tip 8-In Montreal, Rue St Denis, and Vieux Montreal. Do not start any conversation stating that you are an English separatist who wants to isolate Montreal from Quebec and establish it as a city state within Quebec as this might get you in deep doodoo.

Final tip do not get Janfet to find any of her girlfriends for other PSC choppers as you will never get rid of them. Keep your location secret from Reinman as he has spies everywhere and I would not trust him near any woman especially the lovely lady who has entered your life.

Cheers to you and all the happiness in the world to both of you.




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Tip 6- Also stay away from Claf, Sage who will want to drag you to a brasserie in Dorion or the Manoir in Pointe Claire and they will have no money but large thirst.

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As I remember, Janfet refused to join us last time....something about being alone with strange men...HA! The irony!

As I remember, Janfet refused to join us last time....something about being alone with strange men...HA! The irony!