ReyRey & ReinMan Want To See The World!
And YOU can help them in this Season of Giving!

Before you do ANYTHING ELSE, please download the PDF file below. (there are VERY FEW viruses attached to it - TRUST US! )

PDF for ReyRein CUT OUTS: CLICK HERE (approx. 4.5 Meg)

It will basically look like the image below, but will be BIGGER!


The concept of this game is simple:

A) get your ReyRein "ACTION FIGURES" assembled

B) take them with you to exotic and exciting locations around where you live (unless you are in Florida... simple palm trees will HAVE to do )

C) photograph ReyRein IN THE SCENE (you may stand with them if you wish)

D) resize the image to no more than 600px and post it here in THIS THREAD.

E) The entry with the CRAZIEST LOCATION will win an AMAZING PRIZE (as yet to be determined - we'll see how much EFFORT you kids put into this ) and, of course, undying FAME and PSC BRAGGING RIGHTS.

Here now, are the RULES de JOUR:
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1) You must print out PDF "ACTION FIGURE" images and assemble on cardboard or stiff paper - CHOPPED images will NOT be eligible for prize. You can CHOP the image before you print it (adding clothes, hat, mustache, huge biceps, whatever) but in the end IT MUST BE AN ACTUAL CUT-OUT.

2) Cardboard "ACTION FIGURES" must be free standing in image and be clearly visible

3) Location of photograph of "ACTION FIGURES" must be clearly listed in the thread post accompanying the photograph

4) Photos can NOT exceed 666px on any given side - though you can link to a full size image if you want

5) Live hamsters should NOT be allowed within 15 inches of "ACTION FIGURE" cutouts (within 24" of ReyRey "ACTION FIGURE")

6) All entries to this thread will be judged by Professional Flat Stanely Semi-Certified Judges (judges to be announced at a future date), and the decision of these judges is final, irrefutable, and binding in all world courts and most British pubs.

7) There is NO 7th rule

ALL ENTRIES MUST BE IN BEFORE 23:59 hours, DECEMBER 25th, 2008 (except for members dwelling in Labradour - they may have a 1/2 hour extra time)

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Now some "Not rules" ...just ideas..

Why not take us out for a beer? Example: we would like to drink at Splodges pub. Email us to friends and have them take us out on the town and then send you the photographs. Send us to a friends stationed in the far lonely places of the earth - we'll brighten up their holiday spirits! Take us out to eat (fine dining or your local kabob house). Take a family photo with
us. Just fold down our back-support and we are easy to pack and go anywhere.

(special request by ReyRey:) Take us with you to the bank robbery or the meeting with the Mob Boss. Take us in the ladies bathroom ;0) Be creative. Women are allowed to pose nude with us...but those must be sent directly to us. bwah-hahahahahahahaaaa

(special request by ReinMan) Please - keep those live hamsters AWAY from me! Buy me a beer and I'll tell you about it sometime, but for now JUST KEEP THE LITTLE BASTARDS AWAY FROM ME!!! )

Make it fun, make it funny, make it sick, make it cute, make it nice....whatever...Just make it!

Best wishes and Best of Luck to you all!
ReyRey & ReinMan

Example:
My kids in Connecticut with their Reinman doll
I did not print the "ME" doll because they already have the original.

I prefer...."Action Figure."

You were fine with DOLLS last time we... er, um...

Ahhhhhh.... NEVER MIND.

"Action Figures" it IS, then.

Understood Marco..... but, my computer kept crashing and I could not use the printer long enough to print the reindude and reyrey, or load a picture from the camera.

This was my alternative way of contributing, sorry.......

unless thats you in the shot Anna, and you have 2 see thru circles in front of you, I think I am right in thinking you have missed the point of this. No photoshopping allowed, pure action figure/dolls and photography action yes?

I've got an ani too!

WARNING Fake dog poop and (PS) food coloring were only used in this chop...



Jump up and down Rey!

well...

A) yes, Anna - no photoshopping us in. Print out the PDF, cut us out, put us in the WORST possible place you can think of. Like Paul did.

B) Thanks Paul.

C) Why do I get to be the one to end up on the TURD and IN BUCK's TROUSERS? WTF?

D) you lazy BASTARDS! Get off your fat arses and TAKE US OUTSIDE already! Jeesh!

E) do NOT put me near any more SHITE, dammit!

I didn't read the beginning, I Just PS'd you into a royal flush, this sounds like way too much work Rein, I only have a 30 second attention span, I gotta go times up

Okay: Paul. Anna.

You two are OFF the ISLAND!

shhhh its the middle of the night, trying to sleep

Hahaha, this is fun. One thing, could you at least make them look like true paper-cut-out illustrations? Larger too, perhaps an Illustrator file (for printing and less ink).

What does the bumper sticker on the ISUZU say?

..but I could be wrong...

Well thanks a lot, you used up the rest of my red ink. Now you have a nice fade pattern going, ReyRey.