You know I sat here and wondered, what would Reinman want for Christmas...Many things crossed my mind, midget strippers, lime jello, wrestlin midget strippers in lime jello, but then it hit...
BOOBIES
So me I said Reins a naturalist so I thought he may wanna dance with a couple of
BOOBIES

but then Rein is a child of the 60's and I wondered if he would want to hang out with a Bubble Headed
BOOBIE

then it hit me, well the Mrs hit me, I knew just what to give Rein for Christmas
RED BLOODED AUSSIE
BOOBIES

MY GAWD, LURKER! THOSE AREN'T YOUR BOOBIES ARE THEY!???



KIDDING! I realize they are your sisters!!!

Thanks so much, BlueDrew, for your constant passion for this silly old site and your damn funny Ozzy ways.

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To all my PSC peeps and freeps: I hope this time of year is good to you. In truth, it never really is the "time of year" or what the "gift card" industry tells us is a good time to do good things. It can happen at ANY time... it DOES happen at any time. I hope you carry the spirit of giving, living, and listening with an open mind and calling "BULLSHIT" when it hurts your heart... carry it ALL year long. And longer...

May Creativity fill your lives and the lives that you all touch.

May Inspiration lay waste to you on a constant basis.

May Fear come at times, to keep you honest and humble.

May Courage always spur you forward into your dreams.

May you always find a way to obtain, in any manor possible, the next upgrade of Photoshop!

Hugs n Love,
Reinier (whom is the ReinMan) deSmit

WOW!!

BOOBIES!!

That totally trumps MY Christmas present idea for Mr. ReinMan so I'll just take that plasma HDTV right back to the store.

But DO let me add my best wishes to all . . . . . . well, all except that little guy over there in the corner, for the best possible holiday season no matter which particular holiday you plan to celebrate. We could all use a little dose of happy optimism after the year we've been through.

Happy holidays folks.

Here here. All the best everyone.

But just remember . . . . .

Everybody Loves ReinMan.

he doesn't need boobies.... he needs beer!!!!!

YAR!!!!!!!!!

He needs new Jeans



Merry Xmas Rein

HEY!

It's Mama's PASTA - whadda I'm gonna DO??

. . . . . its NOT the JEANS ReinMan,

Look - I REALLY think that picture has been CHOPPED.

I think my torso has been SHORTENED and my hair LENGTHENED.

You know . . . with that "phytoshopping program" all the kids are using these days?