Sneaky McSneakerton wrote:
. . . yes yes, my son is 11 and I found this web site in our browsing history a week ago or so, and I was checking it all out. and everything is ok for him to come to this web site, it was just the giant penis that I found rather odd, and not suit-able. I would not want him going to school telling his teachers that he seen a giant penis on his dads computer. . .
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Not to be a dick but why would your son be surprised to see a penis?
You can be cock sure that he's seen at least one by now.
But as schlong as you stay on top of the situation things will be sure to peter out.
Keep him away from chickens though. Those little peckers will get him for sure!
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Sorry but the puns had to be done.
Look.... ASCII BOOBS! ( . )( . )
Or are they eyes?
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