Maybe if you take the fuckin cracker out of your mouth, we could understand you! Pea soup!

You know RR, it isn't better without the cracker... and... pea soup... pea soup!... pea soup? Yeah! Good idea! Some pea soup & crackers for supper!! Great!!!

People used to call me pea soup because I am Canadian French (Michaud). Have you heard this term before?
By the way..My Canadian French Grandmother made the best pea soup in the world. How do you dip your cracker? Do you just dunk your head?

Do they have Habitant Pea Soup in Quebec?

Do they have a habit of peeing in Quebec?

(see? and I used the word "habit" there... like, what a NUN wears! I'm F*CKIN BRILLIANT!!! I'm here all week, folks! Don't forget to tip your waitress!)

Claf, Claf, Claf... *sigh*

You misunderstand yourself (not that strange, as we can barely understand vous).

You are one of the most important and inspiring people in this entire PSC community. Your light shines brighter than all others (except Rey when he's drinkin') and your gentle charm and uplifting attitude is a priceless gem in the crown jewels of this photoshopping family. Without you, we would greatly miss out on one of the most stellar and incandescent people that the creative community has ever known. You are like a shaft of bright gold light piercing the black ignorance of Adjustment Masks and Smart Objects that dwell in these confused forums and contest pages. Your European-like wit and universal understanding of the Human Psyche affects all you speak to, look at, and touch. This site, no... this PLANET, would be a desert of broken dreams and shattered bitmaps if it were not for your constant presence and guidance here. All our lives here are greatly enhanced by your being alive and giving to us your wisdom and deep loving understanding. You are the penultimate man, sitting at the Lord's left foot, blessing us all with your benevolence and deep generosity.
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