Aye, 'tis glad I be that this foine day be still celebrated 'round these here waters.
arrrrrrr . . . . .
So here be th' first pyrate joke.
A pirate goes in to a pub and th' barkeep looks at'em an' sees tha lad has got his entyre hed a-wrapped in paper towels. So th' publican, 'e sez, "Jake, me lad, wot's 'appened,? Be ya all roight?
An' th' pyrate replies, 'e sez, "Nay laddie, they went an' put a
BOUNTY on me hed."
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YerPalAl
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I'm highly motivated to be un-ambitious today.