This reminds me of an email joke that was going around a while back.
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I received a B+ in my first graduate level linguistics class. This despite having written a large, comprehensive, and (if I do say so myself) quite eloquent paper on the structure, history, and current usage of the negative particle ne and its forclusif partners (pas, rien, aucune, like that). Copies available on request.
French is an endlessly fascinating language : its construction of the verbal negative being one of those interesting points. It’s one of the few languages that requires two words to make a simple negative. Here, for example, are the ways to say “I do not eat” in a few romance languages (from Wikipedia):
French: Je ne mange pas.
Catalan: No menjo
Spanish: No como.
Portuguese: Não como.
Italian: Non mangio.
Romanian: Nu mănânc.
See how most everyone uses a single negative particle? Even in English, we only use one, except for when we use two, the so-called double negative. It’s often used to turn two negative words into a positive statement (”I don’t disagree”).
As a mathematician, though, my mind went to the fact that no language has the opposite construction : the double positive, where two positive words are used to construct negative. And I stated that fact when I presented my paper.
To which my professor flippantly replied “Yeah, right.”
Which I suppose explains the B+.
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