This is kind of dedicated to Reys thread about egos.. It takes a lot to be a master in your field.. dedication, experience, and the ability to take criticism and build on it rather than getting pissed off and walking away.



My main forte in upholstery was exposed wood, if you have ever been in a BB&T bank, a Ritz Carlton, and many other high class resorts, hotels and some casino's, you have seen some of my work. There is also have a couple of pieces I built in the white house. At this point the furniture in the banks have been pounded for years, so they dont all look so great now, but thats not my fault.. they all stood up though.. hehe.

Below is one I built for me, my comfort zone, i have slept on this thing many many times.. I have been offered nice sums of money for it, but not sold it yet nor do I plan on it.

This is a chaise lounge i built for myself about 4 years ago.

chaise lounges usually are not this big nor this comfy.. but mine is.. hehe




here is me in the chaise to give perspective. .





I will post some other projects from time to time.

I need you to fix my leather sofa. F$#@!!@ cat!

hardest part to that Rey is finding leather that matches.. then your second biggest obstacle is getting me into a place where if you pee outside, it freezes before it hits the ground.

I had my cat declawed when I had his leg and nuts cut off.


poor cat went in with 4 legs, and fully loaded.. came out 3/4 of the cat he was..

i asked the vet if i would get a 25% discount because of the leg... he said no, because we dont take them off the back legs, and it was his back leg that was removed.

That's pretty sweet.

great long chair sCwid! great job!

Heee this is realy cool SCWID-etc!!!

Looks very comfortable! extremely good job! Congrats.

Hey! Get your feet off the sofa!

hehe, yea I know right..

Or.............. it shows that scwidvicious is actually a very small person with big feet ......... who can build a comfy .. very very comfy looking chair... (insert envy here)

looks c0mfy!
Put it on the beach would be perfect!

That's one sweet couchy thing, Mr. Squid.

Though I'm strangely uncomfortable with the image of you lying ON the couch. With that COME HITHER look and your 80's porno moustache. Really. I should just delete this and save the ladies all some worry...

well, that is really what I am.. lol
I stand 5'4" and have 9 EEEE feet. My feet are so wide, if I dont get extra wide shoes, my feet bust through the sides in a matter of days or weeks, not to mention cramps in my feet.




I wear my 80's porno stache with pride, I prune it, and keep it nice and clean. Without it, I am nothing, why, life itself would cease to exist as we know it if i were to remove this finely crafted article of hairmanship Dont worry Reinman, its all in the name of art and craftsmanship.

You're a HOBBIT!

Where's Mr. Frodo?