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couldb5150

Location: California & Idaho

Post Thu Jan 28, 2010 5:15 am   Reply with quote         


Hello Fellow Lunatics here in the Asylum,

I have a quick question....(that's far off topic....but quite honestly I TRUST THE PEOPLE HERE AND THEIR OPINIONS!!!...and have a history with many of you !)

After last nights State of the Union joke (IMO) .....I have a ton of material for You-tube...Fox-news ... Rush Limbaugh etc......I recorded the whole thing ....audio & video........

My question is this: I am totally gonna rip Obama ...Biden...Gietner...and My all~time favorite PELOSI ( that biaahhhtch)....I am curious to what I can/can't say....write....edit A/V....GIF......audio dub...video overlay to a news ticker or imply ...(other than direct death threats...I AM a male ...but I am not that dumb!! (that was for all the ladies ..lol) .

With out having the Secret Service show up here in Lovely Idaho asking me to step outside my house....and where do I keep all my guns registered in this state...am I on any medication and do I have any negative legal history javascript:emoticon('Rolling Eyes') .

Any thoughts...links...or general advice I'd appreciate.. (in case maybe we have some hidden lawyer~~~judge~~~SS agent ~~~PD officer etc...here in the group).I have heard some horror stories of what originally started out as a parody~~~~joke~~~or satire........ending up on the desk of the Secret Service...and people had some really awful/odd times with them!!!

(FYI ideally I'd like to use the words dumbass~liar~coward~weak~etc....maybe a gif of Pelosi and her physical attributes or lack there of....and if I overlapped
the Fox News ticker(see examples http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBQrLKQGfzk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8btlP7NTEc ) would i have to also mask out their spinning logo ...so as not to attribute any of my opinions to them????

(HONESTLY ...THIS IS THE ONLY TIME I HAVE EVER BEEN CONCERNED WITH WHAT I POST ON THE INTERNET......never can be sure what will flag the SS or offend the anointed one...
I HAVE NO DESIRE TO FOREVER BE ON SOME WATCH LIST SOMEWHERE!!!

So People...thanks in advance...and as I tell all my dates ......
"Sorry this thing is so long ....!!!!!..Bwahahahaah

~5150




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ReyRey

Location: In a world of $#!t

Post Thu Jan 28, 2010 8:32 am   Reply with quote         


To answer your question. Yes you are mental. Laughing




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TheShaman

Location: Peaksville, Southeast of Disorder

Post Thu Jan 28, 2010 8:46 am   Reply with quote         


just place the foil hat like so...



and everything will be OK




glennhanna

Location: Eugene, Oregon

Post Thu Jan 28, 2010 8:50 am   Reply with quote         


Don't waste your time. It's Washington.




Cartoon Contractor

Location: I was here. Now I'm not!

Post Thu Jan 28, 2010 8:53 am   Reply with quote         


All I can say is the 1st amendment gives you the right to free speech! Now with that said you just have to be careful not to defame anyone with what you say! Keep it truthful and you should have no problems.

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Freedom of speech in the United States is protected by the First Amendment to the United States Constitution and by many state constitutions and state and federal laws. Criticism of the government and advocacy of unpopular ideas that people may find distasteful or against public policy, such as racism, are generally permitted. There are exceptions to the general protection of speech, however, including the Miller test for obscenity, child pornography laws, and regulation of commercial speech such as advertising. Other limitations on free speech often balance rights to free speech and other rights, such as property rights for authors and inventors (copyright), interests in "fair" political campaigns (Campaign finance laws), protection from imminent or potential violence against particular persons (restrictions on Hate speech or fighting words), or the use of untruths to harm others (slander). Distinctions are often made between speech and other acts which may have symbolic significance. Efforts have been made to ban flag desecration, for example, though currently that act remains protected speech.




glennhanna

Location: Eugene, Oregon

Post Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:06 am   Reply with quote         


It wouldn't take much to make Pelosi look like the Evil Emperor from Star Wars. She's the only problem I had with last night's SotU




j58roldan

Location: New Jersey

Post Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:15 am   Reply with quote         


Are liquor stores in Idaho open all night? Rolling Eyes




TofuTheGreat

Location: Back where I belong.

Post Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:23 am   Reply with quote         


Change it from "Fox" to "Fax" or "Foz" and you're covered under parody. Laughing




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couldb5150

Location: California & Idaho

Post Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:43 am   Reply with quote         


R² you and the Shaman Are killing me !!!LOLOLOL

Thanks Cartoon !!!!....Good reading and informative....I guess my main concern is when it comes to the President OOPS I mean the Anointed one...I don't know how subjective/objective the white house and SS would be....Hmmm?

For example:(and nobody better steal these great ideas here)

editing into his speech video 4 lights under the podium
..and every time he mentioned something (IMHO~only) a corresponding light would illuminate with matching audio
light 1=wht and titled BIOB (blame it on bush ~ with a human sigh audio clip)
Light 2 = Red and flash for a brief second "Lie" with an arena type audio ahhhh!
Light 3 =green and flash True with an audio ding -ding ding!!
Light 4 = purple...and simply would flash "WTF ? " w a human audio clip sounding like a human going "huh..?"

These lights would all be edited to be on screen through out the speech and turn on and off accordingly (to MHO)
So as you can see there's gonna be some work involved....so I'd hate do do it for naught or worse yet legal trouble!

-----How about having Pelosi spring up out of her seat and disappear in a flash ..(with only a coiled spring left) and then in a wide shot a second later here crashing into the applauding crowd????
------a continuous glowing halo over The Anointed ones head through out the speech and mirroring his head movements ...LOL...(I like that one allot)
-------what about an occasional dubbing in "That's a Lie" followed by a few shoes flying by the podium???
----News ticker to occasionally "slowly" read AP & Rutgers reporting President Obama has officially lost his mind followed by "this just in ITS OFFICIAL Keith Olbermann is now a certified MORON..?
-------and one last one (trust me I have many more) a still image of the Podium with Bozo the clown behind it and seated behind him would be a character like "Rain Man" for Bidens seat ( I'm up for other suggestions on him...and Pelosi's seat would have that girl "Frenchy" ( I think was here name from the movie GREASE) who was always in such AWE of the people she looked up to.....same look Pelosi has for the Anointed one!!

I am doing this to vent and for humor and mental therapy (go figure huh ..LOL)

Any Ideas...comments ...suggestions

~5150




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couldb5150

Location: California & Idaho

Post Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:45 am   Reply with quote         


j58roldan wrote:
Are liquor stores in Idaho open all night? Rolling Eyes


You're killing me ........hic~up........NO!...Smile('Rolling Eyes')




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couldb5150

Location: California & Idaho

Post Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:49 am   Reply with quote         


TofuTheGreat wrote:
Change it from "Fox" to "Fax" or "Foz" and you're covered under parody. Laughing


LOLOL...Boy am I getting heat for mentioning FOX......
For the record i only use them and there videos cause they are the easiest to edit and/or manipulate and have the highest (and have had for sometime ) ratings

I do have issues with Fox,CNN,and don't even get me started on MSNBC and Olbermann---Maddow----and Ed Shultz who is one show away (like Beck on Fox) of having a coronary right there on the air!...I tune in occasionally to all lof them!

Jeeeeez!!!!.....Just nobody better say anything about my buddy Rush Limbaugh !!!!...Smile

~5150




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couldb5150

Location: California & Idaho

Post Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:56 am   Reply with quote         


glennhanna wrote:
It wouldn't take much to make Pelosi look like the Evil Emperor from Star Wars. She's the only problem I had with last night's SotU


As much as i want to go on a rant here...i won't ..outta common courtesy to all here and because YOU are entitled to your own opinion and ya don't like Pelosi.....(kudos)

I'LL JSTFUAC now.........and try to figure out why every man woman and child in the USA is $40,000.00 in debt RIGHT NOW!

I will look into that Evil Emperor character thanks for the idea!!!

~5150
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Post Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:56 am   Reply with quote         


Fuck! What is that shit? Evil or Very Mad





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couldb5150

Location: California & Idaho

Post Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:04 am   Reply with quote         


Claf wrote:
Fuck! What is that shit? Evil or Very Mad



EXCUSE ME?????




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anfa

Location: Geordieland, UK

Post Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:10 am   Reply with quote         


I have no idea what the hell is going on in here and that's the way I like it!!!!




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