Consider what we know.

1. Can chop head-to-head against the best of them.
2. Can brew up a fine 3D render seemingly easier than some folks breathe.
3. Has the ability to find obscure photos based off a tiny cropped sample
4. Seems to know a lot about programming, tech, and all things geeky

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5. Knows how to calculate the angle of light being reflected off venus and refracted by swamp gasses.
6. Is always there to help! In silence... via pm.
7. Guards actual identity like it's the recipe for the 11 secret herbs and spices.
8. Knows what an "Green Arkleseizure" is apparently.
9. He's a very naughty boy! (according blue_lurker, talk about pot calling kettle)
10. The mere discussion of vokaris is enough to invoke an identity crisis in ReyRey and the appearance of muppets.
11. Throws ReyRey into Oedipal fits apparently.
12. Apparently discussing vokaris scares the ever lovin' crap outta the PSC crowd.
13. Vokaris farts at breakfast (did I get that right?)
14. Time travel must be another of his freakin' alien powers (thanks to Al for pointing that one out).
15. Vokaris can identify obscure fonts faster than reinman can write a witty polka jingle.

I think vokaris is an extraterrestrial (semantics fixed for Martex's benefit).


Post your own hypotheses on the nature of the vokaris creature.

Please be more specific as far as Alien?? To your country, your planet or this entire solar system, and don't forget the trans-dimensional possibilities?

Vokaris is my alias

He was one of the first ones who helped me on this site, and that I got to talk to via PM on a regular basis. That being said, I was entrusted with his true identity (his real name) and was told never to speak of it. He prefers people to know him only as Vokaris.

Vokaris IS an alien. He hailed from a small planet in a far away place that was destroyed many years ago. Raised as a human boy on a small farm, very early on he displayed superhuman ability to define highlights/shadows and perspective. Which upon reaching maturity he resolved to use for the benefit of all choppers. Some say he lurks in the shadows amongst us keeping a vigilant watch over those who would do us harm. Coming out only when he hears the cry of those in need.

He is a master of perspective and the basic knowledge of art but mostly,He's a pain in my ass.

I guess I should add Mr. Tofu on the tree

SO THATS WHERE MARCO WENT!?!

I fear I've said too much... *hides under desk and puts foil cap on*

Vokaris... always there to help! In silence... via pm.

I think I ♥ aliens

Alien in NY

Thanks V

just look at his avatar.

Trust Me I Know These Things

Actually, I always try not to . . . . .

Vokaris is........


NOT AROUND ENOUGH ON THIS SITE - he has way to few entries

Yes, FORCE YOURSELF to look at his ALIEN Avatar. Its 'Eddie's Re-In-Carnation's' right eyeball.


And Volkaris has ALIEN beliefs too.

Volkaris believes that the Universe was sneezed out of the nose of The Great Green Arkleseizure. Volkaris lives in a perpetual fear of The Coming of the Great White Hankerchief. Volkaris also believes the answer is 42.

Proof positive that Volkaris is a true ALIEN among us.



Trust Me I Know These Things

He's not an ALIEN. He's a very naughty boy!

I thought I was your alias?